Tuesday, August 29, 2006

A Quick Note On Responsibility And Sacrifice

It's Tuesday.

New music comes out today.

Teej = Music whore.

I really wanna buy The Roots and Meth's new CD but I only have $40 to my name til pay day next week and I cant buy them b/c I have a 14 year old in the house that, well........eats like a fucking 14 year old!!!!!!

Monday, August 28, 2006

In The News Today......

*Does this scare anyone else......or am I tripping?
They can try and push this 'It's good for learning the human body and it will help in fighting diseases' bullshit off on me if they want. But I aint buying it. You cant tell me that the fucking government and the CIA aint gon use this shit on people that they perceive as threats. Yall had better make like Wu Tang and "Protect Ya Neck".

*How the fuck are they gonna take it upon themselves to determine Pluto is no longer a planet?!?! Fuck you! As far as I know there are 9 planets! And Pluto is one of them, bitch! It's been a planet for like 75 yrs...before any of the these new scientist fuckers were even born! So where do they get off taking Pluto's 'planet' status and replacing it with 'Dwarf Planet'?!?!?! WTF is a dwarf planet?!?!!? Have they ever been there? No! Pluto is a planet dammit!

* "Federal emergency officials claim the New Orleans levee system is ready for another major hurricane." - Bitch it wasnt ready in the first place according to yall! Unless of course the reports that levees were blown up intentionally is accurate. So which is it?

*NASA wont leave outer space alone. I dont understand the space program. Anyone care to share their opinions on it's necessity? What the fuck is up there that they trying to get to? Are they planning on sending mugs to live on another planet? Maybe the 'undesirables'? I just dont get it. They spend BILLIONS of dollars a year on this bullshit when there are plenty of problems like health care, poverty, education, homelessness, diseases, etc. that are right the fuck here on earth and could use that money.


This is why I refrain from watching too much of the news.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

The "Right Back At Cha " List

1. I wear the aura of a king/and dream of a love supreme/As a child I was told that my love is king/Seen what it could bring/to the lives of those/That ain't afraid to give with they souls exposed" - Common "Supastar" by Floetry
2.You mean to tell me that they couldnt find any other way to kill this nigga....
3. ....then to put a few hundred poisonious snakes on his plane?
4. And who in their right mind would shoot on a plane and blow a hole in it while 10,000 feet in the friggin air?
5. I know Im hard on movies and have a hard time suspending my disbelief for the movies sake and all.....
6. But gimme a fucking break!
7. I really want my $19 back
8. Im sure this is the first and last time I'll ever do 2 back to back lists
9. s.R you happy?
10. "The object of the game is to get out of the game" - Ron Skeezy
11. I miss my dude!
12. "As long as Im living/he's living thru memories...." - Jay Z "Regrets"
13. I quote Jigga alot, huh?
14. Sorry Stace....Jigga is the truth whether you admit it or not
15. Aint that right lil Niquey?
16. Who woulda ever thought it would come to this?
17. Shit really was all good just a week ago!
18. But the confirmation of what was suspected makes it hard to justify pullin it all together again
19. Fuck!
20. It hurts but we gotta keep it moving
21. How the hell did Rick Ross do those first week numbers?
22. And how the hell did Pharrell basically brick?
23. It's fucking 'Pha-real' we're talking here!
24. "When you're on the outside baby and you can't get in/I will show you you're so much better than you know/When you're lost and you're alone and cant get back again/I will find you darlin' and I'll bring you home" - Sade "By Your Side"
25. Not that's what the fuck Im talking about!
26. My 'frig is hella empty
27. I better get to stocking it 'fore somebody call DCFS on my ass
28. This is gonna prove to be quite the adjustment
29. I seriously need to look into breaking my lease
30. Do stiff penalties usually come with that?
31. From the reviews Ive read....Andre 3000 is still refusing to rap
32. Will somebody shake some sense into this dude already
33. He needs to be spitting that shit like......
34. "......a bonified nigga like me can't even get no back rub these days/ain't that bleak on they part/but let me hold it down/cause they shut you down/when you speak from your heart/now that's hard!/while we rantin and ravin bout gats/nigga they made them gats/they got some shit that'll blow out our backs/......from where they stay at" - Andre 3000 "Babylon"
35. Anybody else feeling me on this?
36. Fat Joe couldnt have looked anymore out of his element on "Wild'n Out"
37. Just for the record......I churned this list out in less than a hour
38. Never did that before
39. Teej laughs at 'anonymous' and 'witheld' callers...they'll never get the phone answered that way
40. Shit I barely answer the phone for those of you that I know!
41. Jesse Martin to portray Marvin Gaye in a biopic?
42. I guess I can see it........
43. "Im sick of these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!" - Sam Jackson in "Snakes on a Plane"
44. ....at which point he proceeds to shoot on the plane, blowing a hole in it so the snakes can be sucked out!
45. So ridic!
46. I just knew the movie reviewer made that line up b/c it sounds like a stereotypical Samuel L. Jackson cussing tirade
47. Is that the finish line I see?
48. Yall really better buy my book if I publish it!
49. Chi-Town bloggers see you on Friday!
50. Sheila: (after "It's A Wonderful Life" style sketch) Are you an angel?
'The Angel': Me? An angel? I'm the janitor (puts on uniform)
Sheila: But... How did you show me all those things?
'The Angel': Girl, I 'm high on PCP! I was wondering how you were following me. You smoke sherm?
Sheila: Come on, who are you really?
'The Angel': Lady, I'm just a nigga that loves titties.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

The "Shit Is Real " List

1. "You came out in front while I was hiding/But now I'm so much better/and if my words don't come together/Listen to the melody/......cause my love is in there hiding" - Donny Hathaway "A Song For You"
2. That's a helluva song there!
3. While I love Karen Carpenter's voice, her versions of "A Song For You" and "Superstar" just dont hold a candle to Donny's and Luther's

4. I got hella work to do
5. Why Im bullshittin and wasting time Ill never know
6. "Flavor of Love" will not suck me in. "Flavor of Love" will not suck me in. "Flavor of Love" will not suck me in.
7. I just have to keep telling myself that
8. Lesley, sweetie...your place IS NOT the mess you make it to sound like
9. I will however need them to take a look at that banister though
10. "I dont want the world to blow/before we a chance to let our love grow/I dont really wanna fuss and fight/Baby we might have numbered nights/We might never get our money right/We can take off this patch tonight!/Bombs going off everywhere/The police got us running scared/But I still got some love to share/Plus you know I stopped smoking squares" - The Coup f/ Sylk E. Fyne "BabyLet'sHaveABbabyBeforeBushDoSomethingCrazy"
11. So Bush is just not gonna get any smarter, huh?
12. Dude where im from.....unless you are 3 yrs of age or younger and you by chance happened to have ripped off ur diaper and gotten away.....if u shit in my house anywhere but the toilet you gon have to get the fuck out!
13. They got some nerve to act funny towards me when they obviously dont even know the whole damn story
14. They'll get no more of my energy though
15. Fuck 'em up against the wall!
16. Where the fuck is my Alanis Morrisette CD?
17. Scream-singing the lyrics to "Ironic", "You Oughta Know" and "You Learn" is really theraputic to me
18. Drew we'll see what you got to say when Drea kick yo ass in Madden
19. She's a pitbull in a skirt on that joint I tell you!
20. "I worked at Sam Goody when (De La Soul's) "Three Feet High and Rising" came out, and my first act of theft at that store was taking the promo cassette." - Amir "Questlove" Thompson
21. I actually do kinda like my job
22. .....but at the end of the day the pay just aint doing it for the 100's
23. Especially since Lil Ms. Thang will be living with me
24. "AINT DOIN IT FOR THE 100'S " - It's not working. Not a good idea.

25. I dunno if this dude killed JonBenet
26. I think he's just one of those confess to famous crimes crazy people
"The expectation of my life was that I MIGHT be able to work for some good white folks. Now I got some good white folks WORKING FOR ME." - Oprah Winfrey
28. You tell 'em Okrah!
29. FYI.....'Okrah' is my nickname for Oprah
30. Yeah I even give nicknames to people I dont personally know
31. Damn the 6th will be here in a minute... :(
32. I think the reason Little Richard acts like that is b/c he has never ejaculated in his life.
33. She now sells crack out of that project house that I was surprised to find out her and her mama still stay in b/c they lived there apparently for over 20 years now.....like since my brother and I were maybe 6 & 7 and we used to go there to spend the weekend at my aunt's (who thankfully doesnt stay around that way anymore)

34. For one : she's selling crack. For two : why are they still there!?!?!?
35. *deep sigh*
"...no jacket/no umbrella/just warm!" - Jill Scott "Love Rain"
37. Chicken Noodle Soup dance?!?!?!?!
38. Is that what it's come to?
39. Can I get some substance out you bastards?
40. *reaches for Nina Simone CD*
41. Damn the 6th will be here in a minute... :(
42. Doesnt it suck that we are able to give great advice to everyone else but cant seem to follow or apply it for ourselves?
"Seems like....we met in heaven.....before this earth!" - Mary J. Blige "I Found My Everything"
44. I remember that feeling
45. Would be nice again but I know I aint ready
46. White people still dont believe in personal space
47. French people apparently just never heard of personal space
48. If I did self publish a book of poetry......
49. .....would yall buy my shit?
50. "White peopele go 'Why do you guys hold your things(penis)?'.. Cause yall done took every thing else motherfucka!" - Richard Pryor
51. So I thought I was done with this list until.....
52. .....I saw Beyonce's "Ring The Alarm" video
53. Ive concluded that either she's been popping them e-pills during her last couple video shoots.....
54. .....or they need to go on ahead and fit her ass for a straight jacket before she hurts someone soon
55. This 'interesting' enough for you?
56. I've discovered sooooo many cool blogs as of late
57. Now if I only knew how to link them on my blog page
58. Dre? Can I get yo assistance please?
59. Missy and nem in Boston got me hella jelly

60. I think Im finna organize a bloggers night out.
61. Who's down?
62. I pub-ed the hell outta Spike's "When The Leeves Broke" but I didnt get to see it b/c I was 'getting shit for white people'

63. Im sure Ill catch the re-run soon
64. My family is sooooooooooooooo hood
65. No really.....I'm the lame of the family
66. He has 7 kids at 24
67. "But what can ya say.....it's family!" - Jill Scott "Family Reunion"

Monday, August 21, 2006

Watch This Shit

HBO is to show the first two hours of "When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts" on Aug. 21 at 9 p.m., the last two on Aug. 22 at 9 p.m.

It will be shown in its entirety at 8 p.m. on Aug. 29, the anniversary of the hurricane.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Meet The Parents (A Story)

Let's take a trip down memory lane at the cemetary
Rain grey skies, seems at the end of every
young black life is this line...."Damn him already?
Such a good kid," got us pourin Henn' already
Liquor to the curb for my niggaz up above
When it cracks through the pavement that's my way of sendin love
So give BIG a hug, tell Aaliyah I said hi'
Til the next time I see her on the other side
He was just some thug
that caught some slugs
And we loved him cause in him we saw some of us
He walked like us, talked like us
His back against the wall....nigga fought like us
Damn! Poor Isis.....that's his momma name
Momma ain't strong enough to raise no boy
what's his father name? Shorty never knew him
though he had his blood in him
Hot tempered....momma said he act just like her husband
Daddy never fucked with him so the streets raised him
Isis blamin herself ; she wish she coulda saved him
Damn near impossible.....only men can raise men
He was his own man...not even him can save him
He put his faith in her
.38 in his waist
But when you live by the gun you die by the same fate
End up dead before 38 and ummm......
That's the life of us raised by winter, it's a cold world
Old girl turned to coke to tried to smoke her pain away
Isis' life just ended on that rainy day
When she got the news her boy's body could be viewed
down at the City Morgue, she opened the drawer and saw him nude
Her addiction grew....prescription drugs, shift and brew
Angel dust ipped in WOO!!!!!
She slipped into her own fantasy world
Had herself pregnant by a different dude
But reality bites and this is her life
He wasn't really her husband though he called her wife
It was just this night when moon was full
and the stars were just right
and her dress was real tight
Had her soundin like Lisa Lisa
"I wonder if I take you home will you still love me after this night?"
See Mike was the hardhead from the around the way that she wanted all her life
shit she wanted all the hype
Used to hold on tight when he wheelied on the bike
He was a Willie all her life he wasn't really the one to like
It was a dude named 'Shy' who would really treat her right
He wanted to run to the country to escape the city life
But Isis likes this Broadway life
She loved the Gucci sneakers ; the red, green and whites
Hangin out the window when she first seen him fight
She was so turned on that she had to shower twice
How ironic it would be some fight that turned into a homicide that'll alter their life
See Mike at 32 was still on the scene
Had a son 15 that he never saw twice
Sure he saw him as an infant but he disowned him like
"If that was my son he would look much different.
See I'm light-skinnded and that baby there's dark"
So it's momma's baby; poppa's maybe.
Mike was still crazy out there runnin the streets
Got older but not bright with a .38 gun in his reach
It's been 14 years and him and Isis ain't speak
He runnin around like life is a peach
'til one day he approached this thug that had a mean mug
And it looked so familiar that he called him "Young Cuz"
Told him get off the strip but the boy ain't budge
Instead he pulled out a newer .38 snub
He clearly had the drop but the boy just paused
There was somethin in this man's face he knew he seen before
It was like lookin in the mirror and seeing himself more mature
And he took it as a sign from the almighty Lord
You know what they say about he who hesitates in war
He who hesitates is lost
He can't explain what he saw before his picture went blank
The old man didn't think he just followed his instinct
Six shots into his kin out of the gun
Niggaz be a father you're killin your son
Six shots into his kin out of the gun
Niggaz be a father, you killin your sons
Meet the parents........
- Jay Z "Meet The Parents"

Monday, August 14, 2006


* How many hours did it take to achieve the desired effect?
* Im sure they didnt get them done at the same time. Someone had to go first. How is it that the 2nd girl didnt see the 1st girl's head and rethink shit?
* Im sure they 'do hair' or maybe babysit b/c they simply cant go to work in nobody else's business looking like this!
* Who even fathoms this type of shit?
* And furthermore....who agrees to it?
* Are these your waaaaaaaaaay too hood relatives?
* Will you please stop them from coming outside like this?

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Thursday, August 10, 2006

New York?......shit? Dont Believe The Hype

I dont think NY hiphop fell off.....at least not as far as quality.

HipHop (and the music of HipHop, that being rap music) started in NY. This is as undisputable as the fact that water is wet. So NY has always been the epicenter of rap from it's inception in the mid to late 70's til say.....92-ish when Dre dropped 'The Chronic'. At that point media attention shifted to West Coast rap b/c it was a newer sound. But during 92/93-ish NY was still producing quality music ( Wu, De La, Pete Rock and CL Smooth, Redman(okay okay Jerz, but same difference), Gangstarr, Das Efx, etc.) Then 94 happened. BIG and Nas among others shifted some focus back East...but the West coast kept making quality music right alongside the East. Shit got competitive yo! The south was juuuuust starting to make rumblings with 'Kast. UGK lived up to the 'undeground' in their moniker b/c their music was quality...but you had to be in the know to know about it. As far as radio and video love...Geto Boys and 'Face were pretty much the only southern rap doing it. (Am I forgetting anyone? This is all off the top of my head.)

Then the East/West shit happened. And this shit is what made niggas even fucking care where somebody was from. Because before it didnt matter. At first the only question to be answered was whether or not the shit jammed. But the West/East (far be it from me to play favorites)changed all of that. Trust....we are still feeling remnants of that non-sense b/c now if you favored one over the other you subconciously look at the other funny even if you do go on to accept it later.

Before I go off the deep end and lose many due to the fact that this post isnt the shortest post Ive ever seen....lemme say this.....

Yeah you will always have a couple here and there that dickride (No Lance Bass!) the south or whatever is "hot" at the moment. And let it be known that collaboratiing with people aint what I mean. Its when you cater to and purposely (better yet, FORCEFULLY) change your shit up to try and fit in.

If we had more diverse outlets that cared about good music or even providing a leveled playing field as opposed to the trends and what will draw people in for advertising dollars (i.e. ANY Clear Channel or Radio One station, BET, MTV, etc.), I dont think we'd be hearing this bullshit about NY falling off.

NY HipHop music has not fallen off. The proper and even coverage of it given by most media (even the hood approved kind) has though. It's the well-rounded coverage of it yall....or lack thereof. The South is on fire right now. Everyone has their turn. Shit's only fair. Granted that some turns are longer than others. But shit comes back around. Dont worry. Think for yourself. And whatever you do.........

"Dont believe the hype" - The Great Chuck D

Monday, August 07, 2006

The "One Day It'll All Make Sense " List

1. I was walking through Carson Pierre Scott when this came on........
2. "Some day somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye/Until then baby are you going to let them hold you down and make you cry?/Dont you know?/Dont you know things can change/Things'll go your way if you hold on for one more day/Can you hold on for one more day?/Things'll go your way/Hold on for one more day" - Wilson Phillips "Hold On"
3. Yup! Sure did just quote Wilson Phillips!
4. Carnie and nem is cool with me
5. And dont make me fuck around and take it to some Expose' on yall asses
6. HOLD THE FUCK ON...............!!!!!!!
7. Is Cassie talking about giving head in her song "Me and You"?!?!?!?!?!
8. Listen closely next time it comes on......
9. ....which should be about 43 seconds from now
10. AND that video is nothing but Janet's "Pleasure Principle" all over again
11. How many friggin 'Emergency Water Shut-off's' am I gonna be subjected to in my apartment building?
12. It seems like every other Thursday they have to shut the water off for some reason or the other
13. "Now you aint afraid to fly with no laboratory monkeys, are you?" - Cole from 'Martin'
14. Who knew that Airborne was combustible under heat for it to melt in my bag like that
15. The text I got said... "Bible study at my house tues 8/1 at 7pm. For those who luv God come as u r with ur own drink and bible..."
16. Well that just sounds plain strange, right?
17. I couldnt stop laughing b/c she referred to it as her 'Hoo-Ha'
18. I've come to the realization that in addition to 'getting shit for white people' too lazy to get it for themselves.....Concierges mostly fix problems and/or situations that result from people failing to properly plan
19. And quite honestly.....that shit gets real tired after a while
20. "They lookin around outside of themselves/And they sayin things that ain't really themselves/And they keep fuckin regurgitatin the same script/Same hoes, same blow, same glock clip/Same drug strip.........what the fuck is this!?!?!??" - Q-Tip "You Cant Hold The Torch" from Busta Rhymes' "The Big Bang"
21. So Bow Wow is contemplating 'retiring' after his next album b/c he's 'accomplished' all that he wants?!?!?!
22. Is this little shit serious?
23. *Two Fingers*
24. Son must realllllly be believing those lyrics that they write for him
25. Yes even I have days when I dont feel like being nice
26. And FYI....a mean Teej is not who you wanna be dealing with
27. "What this country needs is more unemployed politicians" - Angela Davis
28. Sista was fiiiiiine as hell til you got to the flipflops openly displaying the hammertime toes
29. I counted.....hammertime on 5 toes between both feet
30. And just that quickly......the fine-ness had left the building
31. I wish a mu'fucka would do this shit to me.....
32. So wait....Sunflower seed shells aint made of wood?!?!?!
34. Hmmmm.....seems pretty damn disrespectful to me el stupido!
35. "Black folks saying that I'm too intelligent/And white folks saying Imma little too niggerish/It's got me in a strange predicament/....And if this ain't what you want then fine/But somehow someway we gotta draw that line/.....because I know that they need us/it's gotta be more to this generation than drinking and smoking all they weed up!" - Phonte of Little Brother "Boondock Saints"
36. A guest 'accidentally' shat all over the hotel's entire 2nd floor from one end to the other
37. It appears he had a bad case of the runs and was really apologetic
38. Dude you are just too damn grown for that!
39. Man I tell you....the 'shit' you (literally!!!) see working at a hotel
40. LMAO...I crack myself up
41. I really like to use the (made up) word 'shat'
42. Martin : "Cole? Are you alienated?
43. Cole : "Nooooo.....Im a baptist!"
44. First "Touch" was my shit...now I think "Entourage" is kinda catchy
45. Oh shit! Am I an Omarion fan?!?!!?
46. Headline : "Warfare intensifies in southern Lebanon"
47. Dont they know that 'War is not the answer'?!?!?!
48. I'm taking those vitamins that turns my pee green pea soup green again.
49. Subsequently my pee is now green pea soup green again
50. "You betta stop interrupting my prayers 'fore God direct me to whoop yo ass!" - Chick from 'Flava of Love'

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Happy Birthday (to my blog!)

My blog is 2 yrs old today! So in celebration......let's take a look back. Ive selected for your reading pleasure 12 of my favorites in no particular order. Let's face it.....none of ya's have been peeking in since the beginning and very few of ya's have went all the way back to look so these are some entries you may have missed.

These are in no particular order.........

1. "Couples and Races" - This is technically the 2nd blog ever, but the first to really say something. While going thru it with KK.....I just begin to think of the parallel between a man and a woman not understanding each other, and people of different races not getting each other. Made sense to me...... http://teejsays.blogspot.com/2004/08/couples-and-races.html

2. "Gentle Teej / bell hooks" - I wrote them back to back and they really do go hand in hand to me. "You aint never seen a nigga like me ever in your life. And that's what you cant understand!" - Puffy "Hate Me Now". Most times I can shake it off when mugs question my sexuality. But every blue moon...the shit really gets under my skin. Im the most un-gay dude ever but 'niggas get the wrong impression of expression' and figure me to play on the otherside of the fence.....or on both.....or even on the DL. Nah son....Im none of them shits. And these two blogs just reassurred me to continue to do me no matter what. http://teejsays.blogspot.com/2005/04/gentle-teej.html / http://teejsays.blogspot.com/2005/04/bell-hooks.html

3. "Said To Guest/Said In My Head" - This is what happens when you have just had enough. Thank God for having this blog to vent this shit in. They was putting my ass through the ringer! I think I got nominated for Male Blogger of the year behind this one.........

4. "And/A Question" - Sorry if I sound like Im tooting my own horn but this shit here! Fuck that! I came with it!! http://teejsays.blogspot.com/2005/01/and-question.html

5. "And God said....." - Whew! I was going through it. This is me at my melancholy best. http://teejsays.blogspot.com/2004/12/and-god-said.html

6. "What's Ya Quote Game Like?" - Yall niggas dont want nann with the Teej on some movie and tv show quotes. Point blank! Trust!!! http://teejsays.blogspot.com/2005/07/whats-ya-quote-game-like.html

7. "Happy Valentine's Day Bitches!" - Oooh short and sweet here. I gotta shout out 'Regular Jaim' b/c I lifted this off her page. I think I had been telling nigs for 2 months that my V-Day blog was gonna be some shit. This picture is so powerful when you aint feeling that mushy shit at this time of the year. http://teejsays.blogspot.com/2006/02/happy-valentines-day-bitches.html

8. "Pardon Me (The Longest Blog I Ever Wrote)" - Shit was just heartfelt yo. I put it all out there. http://teejsays.blogspot.com/2005/03/pardon-me-longest-blog-i-ever-wrote.html

9. "Happy Columbus Day?" - Another short and sweet one. Me ranting and making sense...which always makes the rant that much better. http://teejsays.blogspot.com/2005/10/happy-columbus-day_10.html

10. "As Promised (The Song Quote List)" - I dont remember which of us thought this up, but Lesley and I had talked about doing this forever it seems. Matter fact Les....did you ever do yours? Anyways...these lyrics have always meant a lot to me and I wanted to put them out there in hopes that one of them might resonate with someone else. http://teejsays.blogspot.com/2005/09/as-promised-song-quote-list.html

11. "Wanted (A Most Basic Emotion)" - I started out to vent and get something off my chest. I accidentally ended up waxing all poetic and shit. http://teejsays.blogspot.com/2004/11/wanted-most-basic-emotion.html

12. "Okrah Gets Told No!" -I mean Oprah (or Okrah as I affectionately refer to her) gets denied entrance into a store?!?!?! Oprah FUCKING Winfrey!?!?!!? Shit was hilarious to even fathom.

Honorable Mentions.....

* "Gotta Be More Than Coke" - Ever see a picture and some crazy shit...like a one liner just pops in your head? http://teejsays.blogspot.com/2005/06/gotta-be-more-than-coke.html

* "Pretty Tony Gets Pampered" My first ever mani/pedi. Definitely an experience to document. I dont give a damn what none of ya's say...that chick was flirting with me!http://teejsays.blogspot.com/2005/08/pretty-tony-gets-pampered.html

* "Teej Loves The Kids" - Somewhere while growing up....Im thinking around the end of high school or the start of college...we just get dumb! Kids are the smartest people roaming the planet. This shit proves it. http://teejsays.blogspot.com/2005/09/teej-loves-kids.html