Ewwwww!!!!

Ewwww nasty mu'fucka!!!

The TALLEST MU'FUCKIN SHIM I've ever seen in my life just went up to a guest's room! This broad (and I use that term loosely) looked like Charles Oakley in a bad weave and horrible make-up! There is no mistake to be made. That was a damn man, man!!! Aint no getting out that...I doubt that!'

Unless you're Lisa Leslie or Rebecca Lobo (and the jury's still out on her!), aint no damn woman that tall. Son Im 6'5 and (s)he had a smooth 4 inches on me!!!!

I dont get that shit. Im sure 'she' went up to a male guest's room. Aint no woman finna order a dude dressed like a woman. But it's like....if you are gay then you are gay dog. No need to front. No need to add some extra kink to the mix and prefer men that dress like women. It's still a fucking dude.

The "There's Nothing Better Than Love" List

1. Damn yall.......I was just playing!
2. "There's nothing better than love/what in the world could you ever be thinking of" - Luther Vandross & Gregory Hines "There's Nothing Better Than Love"
3. Teej still = 'The Love Advocate'
4. I just thought the picture was funny
5. RIP Coretta Scott King and J Dilla
6. Get out there and live your life while you still have one why dont you!
7. I was trying to type the word ‘Godly’, but accidentally typed ‘Goldy’
8. Funny how they are so close to each in spelling huh?
9. At least I thought so
10. My fingers are crossed tight than a mug about that job
11. "Sir with all due respect.....WE set the fucking trends!" - Charlie Trotter
12. So she said she got a letter in the mail at work from the ‘American Waffle Association’...the letter on the inside said "Fuck French Toast!
13. Then she said she got another from ‘American Pancake Institute’ and it said ‘Fuck waffles!’
14. And she swearsssssssss she isn’t making this up
15. "My umi says shine your light on the world/shine your light for the world to see!" - Mos Def "Umi Says"
16. Dude I lost to a girl in Madden!
17. I might have to sic her on the rest of the fellas
18. nigger • noun offensive a black person.
— PHRASES a nigger in the woodpile dated a hidden cause of trouble.
— USAGE The word nigger has had strong offensive connotations since the 17th century. Recently, however, it has begun to be used by black people as a mildly disparaging or ironically affectionate way of referring to other black people. Despite this, when used by white people it remains strongly offensive, and should be avoided.
19. That’s in the online version of the Oxford dictionary
20. Go look!
21. http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/nigger?view=uk
22. LMAO…..even they know what’s up!
23. "(If a) nigga say 'nigga'/we cool, but/(If a) cracka say 'nigga'/niggas nut the fuck up!" - Eazy E "Nigga4Life"
24. He sounds like he needs to clear his throat one good time
25. Why wont he do it?
26. "This is what happens when bitches get knocked up!" - Jenn B Well
27. Just saw the "Touch The Sky" video
28. Kanye is one creative mu'fucka
29. Evel Kanyevel though?
30. I ate puree'd collard greens at this tasting at a fancy restaurant
31. Thanks for hooking my computer up Eesh!
32. "One of the local television stations in South Louisiana actually aired an interview with a black woman from New Orleans. The interviewer was a woman from a Boston affiliate. She asked the black woman how such total and complete devastation of the churches in the area had affected their lives.

Without hesitation, the woman replied," I don't know about all those other people, but we haven't gone to churches in years. We gets our chicken from Popeye's".

The look on the interviewer's face was priceless." - As forwarded to me.

33. So wrong.....but sooooo funny!
34. Now I know why Les was stressing over the dentist
35. I need well over $8000 worth of work done to let the dentist tell it
36. My first thought was "Damn....I get complimented on my teeth all the time....I didnt know I was a yuckmouth!"
37. That shit's just another hustle if you ask me
38. Same way doctors find shit "wrong" with u 2 get u 2 spend more money
39. Drea....Im having fun!
40. We had a guest at the hotel by the name of 'Van Hofwegen'
41. Tell me that aint some shit straight outta St. Olaf!
42. Cherise......
43. "If there aint no beauty you got to MAKE some beauty!!" - Earth, Wind and Fire "All About Love"

44. "He had already told me he was a genius," she says.

"It's the truth!" he howls.

Their cackles have a way of melting into one another.

They fell in love. She once gave him an inscribed picture of herself: "Dear Ossie, When I think of you, let there be silence and no writing at all. Ruby." He smiled the country smile when she handed it to him.

They went across the river to New Jersey to marry in 1948.

"We were working," she remembers. "We didn't have the whole day off, did we?"

"I think we had Thursday off," he says.

45. Now what's fucking with that?
46. Why is Romeo about to come with a dis track aimed at Bow Wow?
47. Why come my mama knows someone named "What it is!"
48. But thats still not as bad at that stipper's bodyguard/money-holder named "Cant Get Right"
49. File those in the "I wish I were making this up" column
50. "….remind yourself/nobody built like you/you designed yourself/I agree I said/my one of a kind self get stoned everyday like Jesus did!/what he said/I said/had been said before/’just keep doing ya thing’ he said/say no more…" – Jay Z "A Dream"

Happy Valentine's Day Bitches!

Teej Dun Did It!

Just an FYI from me to anyone who, much like me, doesnt know a whole lot about computers except how to navigate the web, use word and excel, and open up your instant messenger......yeah if you ever do a virus scan or 2.....and call yourself nipping shit in the bud by emptying the contents of what seems to be unimportant folders full of shit you dont recognize....yeah dont do it!

(Was that the longest run-on sentence in the world or what?)

Ask somebody who knows a thing or 2 about these things before you decide you gon do them for yourself. I learned this hard way when doing exactly what I described in the first paragraph, I somehow managed to delete folders full of info that Windows needs to operate. Now my shit wont even turn on! I was piecing together my new list, but until I get that joint up and running it's a no go.

So in review.....you gotta know when to do it ya damn self and when to ask somebody who know something about something, ya diggin me?

The Music Baby

*Seen this on the homie InsanelySane's page....I had to jump on it!!

1. A favorite political track - N.W.A. "Fuck The Police"
"Fuck the police coming straight from the underground/young nigga got it bad cuz Im brown/and not the other color so police think/they have the authority to kill a minority/Fuck that shit cuz I aint the one....."

2. Song that makes you dance no matter what?
Beenie Man F/ Mya "Girls Dem Sugar"

3. Song you’d use to tell someone you love them?
Mary J. Blige "Im In Love " ....those horns is a muthafucka!

4. Song that has made you sit down and analyze it’s lyrics?
Ras Kass "Nature of the Threat" .......shit is mad deep!
"Now listen...when you celebrate"Thanksgiving"/What you are actually celebrating is the proclamation of the Pope of Rome/Who later, in league with Queen Isabella/sent Cardinal Ximenos to Spain to murder any blacks that resisted Christianity/These Moors, these black men and women were from Baghdad, Turkey/And today you eat the turkey for your "Thanksgiving" day/as the European Powers destroyed the Turkeys who were the forefathers of your mothers and fathers/Now fight the power you bitch-ass niggaz!!!"

5. Song you like, that a two year old would like as well?
Dem Franchize Boyz "Oh I Think They Like Me"

6. Song that gives you an energy boost?
Freeway F/ Jay Z & Beanie Sigel "What We Do"
"If my kids hungry (I'll) snatch the dishes out ya kitchen!"

7. A song you and your grandparents would like?
Billie Holiday "Them There Eyes"

8. Song you really liked when you were 14-16, and still really like now?
Chante Moore & Keith Washington "Candlelight and You"

9. Sad song that would be in the soundtrack of the movie about your life?
Whitney Houston "Where Do Broken Hearts Go?" ...Im such a sap!

10. Peppy song that would start the opening credits in the movie of your life?
Stevie Wonder "I Wish"
"Looking back on when I was a little nappy headed boy/Then my only worry was for christmas what would be my toy..../I wish those days would come back again....."

11. Good song from a genre of music no one would guess that you liked?
Ani DiFranco "Back Back Back"

12. Song that you think should have been playing when you were born?
2Pac "Young Black Male"
"Hard like an erection/Young Black Male/Hard like an erection/..aint shit to fool with!"

13. A favorite artist duo collaboration?
Any Marvin Gaye/Tammi Terrell song

14. A favorite song that you completely disagree with (politically, morally,commonsenically, religiously etc.)
Snoop Dogg "Bitches Aint Shit"

15. The song that you like despite the fact your IQ level drops several points every time you listen to it.
Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz f/ Ying Yang Twins "Get Low"
"I dun been to the club bout fifty-leven times! " ..........WTF?

16. Your smooth song for relaxing?
Amel Larrieux "For Real" .....Her voice is amazingly soothing!

17. A song you would send to someone you hate or are mad at?
Mya "If You Died I Wouldnt Cry 'Cause You Never Loved Me Anyway"
"I HOPE YOU DIE/I HOPE YOU DIE!/.......You could get struck by the lightening/washed away by the sea/burned in a fire/just dont bring it back to me!" ......I know it's harsh and Im sure I'd never let ANYONE fuck with me this much, but I do like the song. It takes you there.

18. A favorite track from an outfit considered a “super-group"?
Wu Tang Clan "Protect Ya Neck"

19. A song that makes you reminisce about good times with a family member?
Salt-N-Pepa "Do You Really Want Me" ......This was the first song my now 18 yr old little sister learned as a 3 year old. It was kinda cute. Guess you had to be there.

20. Your favorite song at this moment in time?
Heather Headley "In My Mind"