Some you'll know. Some you'll just figure that I have too much time on my hands....and you're probably right.
"Give me 20 D Energizers...Not C, D...D motherfucker, D. Learn to speak English first, all right?"
"That aint no damn puppy!!!!!"
"Oooooh Mr. Fred! You lying Mr. Fred!"
"Free South Africa ya dumb son of a bitch!!!"
"The fuck you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse?"
"She's a masseuse! That means she massages shit!"
"I'm from a small town called "Fresh Off a Cop's Ass", and you're making me homesick. "
"'Scuse my dust, gentlemen. The air's gettin' mighty unconditioned 'round here."
"You're just a jig-a-boo, tryin' to find somethin' to do!...........Well, you're a wanna-be, wanna be better than me!"
"Yes, we marched on the Federal building. Five hundred of us, young brothers, full of outrage.......They were hiring that day.......The brothers came with outrage; they left with jobs. Oh yes....the white man is very tricky."
"My arms are the same length....why arent my sleeves?"
"Nettie and my kids be comin' home soon, and when they get here we gonna' set around and whip your ass."
"I been working here about 8 days, been on time most of the time even when it rains. Don't you think it's about time we talk promotion?"
"Fuck you gon do? Shoot me in a elevator?"
"Hello Ms. Jenkins! Mmm, mm, mm. That's one fine woman there. Yes sir. Better NO one say nothin' bad about Ms. Jenkins. Uh-uh. Course her breath smell so bad it could singe your nose hairs. But I ain't one to gossip, so you aint hear that from me."
"Yo cousin's a ho!"
"Scared now, ain't you? I like that. That's why I took this job. I hate little motherfuckers like you. Little niggers, you ain't shit! I could blow your head off with this Smith & Wesson and you couldn't do shit. Think you tough? What set you from? Look like one of them Crenshaw mafia motherfuckers."
"Dad, Mr. Garrett wants you to fix his alarm clock. He needs it back by Tuesday night, so he can get up on time to collect his unemployment insurance!"
"Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time...."
"Im going to get some mu'fuckin' Toasted Oats......you tripping!"
5 years ago