Friday, June 23, 2006

Dude What Is You On?

Nigga if you dont get yo ass outta yo mama's kitchen with that shit 'fore she come in there.......

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Oh Yes............

That's right suburban White America......They got themselves an Oscar and now Three 6 Mafia is coming fo yo kids!!!!!!

Be afraid. Be very afraid!!!!

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Filth Flarn Filth

The lil homie Nique (look at you getting shouted out in back to back blogs. dont be feelin ya self over there too much though, k? lol.) recently wrote a blog( that reminded me of this one that I had always wanted to write.

Ive always wondered about curse/cuss (I think the term 'cuss' is 'urban', no?) words. Their origins and the such. Like who took it upon themselves however many years ago to decide that these certain set of words were bad to say. And even moreso, how and why did everyone else think to themselves like "Yeah he's right! People shouldnt say these words." If that aint the dumbest shit.......

Remember in Eddie Murphy's 'Raw' when he was talkin about how Bill Cosby called him and told her he shouldnt cuss in his shows.......?

Eddie Murphy: [As Bill Cosby] "Yoouuu cannot say filth flarn filth flarn filth in front of people!"

Eddie Murphy: And I said "'I aint never said no filth flarn filth. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm offended that you called me with this. Fuck you!' And that's when Bill got raw on me!

Eddie Murphy: [As Bill Cosby] "That's what I'm talking about! Yoouuuuu cannot say......fuck!"

Eddie Murphy: Now I can't have no 'curse' show. I mean I gotta throw in a few jokes in between the curses. I can't come out and go "Hello! Filth flar'n filth, motherfucker, dick, pussy, snot, and shit. Good night!"

(Seriously Im not sure how that relates exactly to this blog, but it came to mind and it's funny as shit so I included it!)

Okay...back to what i was saying.....In George Carlin's famous bit called "The 7 Dirty Words" ( he said that usage of these words were apparently thought to "infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war. " Not literally....but mugs sure do act as if spewing these words will do so. Personally I think it's all a load of bullshit. Just another case of people following some shit that they have no idea of the orgins of. Just following b/c they were told to. Just following in the line they were told to get in and go along with. Never leaning to the side and peeking to try to get an idea of where the fuck they are going. Sorry dog.... "Imma leader. Yall on some following!" - Lil Kim. I question mostly everything. And I cuss my ass off. They are just words yall. Using those words dont make me a bad person.

You can cuss and say some nice shit like "You are FUCKING fantastic!" or you can insult someone and say some mean shit w/o a single cuss word like "You are a idiot!" Feel me?

So no.........cussing/cursing does not make a woman less lady like. To me they are only words. Besides it's the way things are said and the intent behind the words that determine their malice.
Not the words dummy!

Get a fucking clue, would ya?

Thursday, June 15, 2006

The "Despite It All...You Must Push On" List

1. "Cause sometimes you just feel tired/You feel weak....and when you feel weak you feel like you wanna just give up/But you gotta search within you/You gotta find that inner strength/and just pull that shit out of you/to get that motivation to not give up...and not be a quitter/No matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse" - Eminem "Til I Collapse"
2. Jeez (word to Lori) Louise....Im good yall
3. A brotha cant vent his random thoughts to his blog w/o mugs thinking he finna toss himself off a bridge somewhere?
4. I appreciate the concern
5. The Teej is all to the good though.....always will be.
6. And thats on the serious 33 1/3 'cause the 2nd letter of the alphabet is 'B'!!
7. Didnt matter how crowded that damn bus was....
8. ....once son threw up he had the whole damn section to himself!!!!
9. What the hell is up with my dreams as of late?
10. "you might as well put on a red Adidas track suit and try teachin sign language to a enraged bull" - Nique the dope one
11. So it seems Mike Jones is prepping his new album
12. Yay.....cant wait for that!
13. I really hate it when guests come up to me like "Hi....we went to a restaurant when were last in Chicago 10 years ago or so. We dont remember the name but it had was on a corner......and oooooh it had these beautiful blue chairs. Any ideas?"
14. Just once I'd loooooove to be able to respond "I know exactly which restaurant you are referring to. Cant be any other place than 'Bistro Get the fuck out my face with that bullshit', right?
15. ...but apparently a response like that is bad for guest relations or somethin to that effect
16. What's really better than one of Rose's St. Olaf stories?
17. "...all ya lil kids is doing is getting bigger/you trying not to raise 'em around these wild niggas!" - Mos Def "Beef"
18. Lil sis graduated 8th grade this week
19. I couldnt be prouder
20. And I was hella shocked when she stepped up to the mic to sing at the ceremony
21. ....albeit it she sang Ashanti's "Dreams"
22. But Im sure Ashanti is the shit to 8th graders!
23. That's my baby!
24. Why is it that in the past 2 days Ive seen not 1, but 2 maaaaaad preggo chicks just pull out a square and fire it up like they belly aint bulging the fuck out!?!?!?!!?
25. I mean seriously....WTF!?!?!?!!?!?
26. That shit is so pre-school basic : Dont smoke while you are preggo dumbass!
27. "....So I had a bunch of little ugly azz kids at my house Saturday running around and trying to bring juice in my living room and playing with stuff I didn't say they could play with." - 'mirra
28. Tyler Perry TV show?
29. Im not feeling so strongly about that
30. FYI.....My new phone is the shiznit!!!!!
31. If you got my number Im much more likely to answer these days
32. Dillllllly...I guess Simone told me
33. Anyone else remember the term 'Dilllllllly' but me?
34. Seriously though....thanks for the loving/much need kick in the arse 'mone
35. Im working on my 5 year plan
"I might not know how to read and write/but I can count mu'fuckin money hoe! " - E40 "My Drinking Club"
37. That shit there definitely shoulda made my 'Ignorant Shit' blog!
38. Okay them cigarette puffin ass preggo chicks is still irking me
39. Like....WTF are you thinking?
40. Could regular radio suck anymore than it already does?
41. Tetanus shots are not what's real in the streets in case you werent sure

42. Gentle Spirit you have my many infinite prayers and well wishes
43. Everyone.....just close your eyes and take a deep breath
44. "...Of course there were those white women who wanted to know if I knew a black man interested in having a baby with them because they wanted to have a baby that's coffee-colored who they could name 'Coffee'.....I wanted to crush a bitch for asking me that shit!" - Afeni Shakur in "Evolution Of A Revolutionary" by Jasmine Guy
45. I think Imma start saying that.......... 'crush a bitch!'
46. No for real....I think Mello Yello commissioned that 'Mello' song
47. Why else would it repeatedly play in the restaurant like that?
48. On Tiffy's myspace page under 'Heroes' she has 'slaves that ran.'
49. I fucking love that!!!
50. "Not THAT Michelle Leslie Brown from 225th street that plays ball in the park! That OTHER Michelle..........Nigga she got a cousin or something! - Lying & front Jay from The Fugees "The Score"

Saturday, June 10, 2006

I Cant Write Because.....

....besides a list....i dont know what the fuck else to blog about anymore
....the feeling really hasnt hit me to write in here as of late
....maybe i have writers block little sister is showing signs of trying to be wild
....i just refuse to let that shit happen!

....there is too much on my mind to get it all out
....i dont know what im doing anymore
...."i often wish i could save everyone/but im a dreamer"
....i feel like im not sure sometimes'd probably never know i felt that way trying to be upfront and honest with her
....i still feel like im gonna end up breaking her heart
....that'll suck big time show isnt on the air
....i have to throw the show on my back and put it where it needs to be

....they are fighting and i want them to make up already
....i feel stagnant steady 'getting shit for white people'
....i have to act like i like it when i dont concentrating youngest brother is in jail
....i havent centered myself yet
....the radio plays bullshit does too!
...."you think you know, but you have noooooo idea" rent isnt paid
....taxes are a muthafucka!
....i had to get a tetanus shot b/c of that infection in my foot
....i need room dammt
.... i cant breathe

....being grown up is no joke mama is stuck in limbo really fooling everyone
....i have a new crush every 2 days
....yeah sure I'll definitely get a wife like that

....i dont think im maximizing my potential
....people wont mind their own fucking business!
....for some reason they're too concerned with what Teej is doing
....they oughta be watching TV instead of me is truly what you make it

....she says we arent friends anymore
....that shit hurts
....discipline and motivation remain a struggle to keep on myspace
....i keep trying to explain that i dont take all the myspace love too seriously too damn charming for my own good

...."gimme a minute...i betcha er'thang gon turn out lovely....gimme a minute....imma be alright just trust me..." prone to this melancoly shit every so often
....this turned out to be another damn list
...."Who really cares?/When I talk?/What I feel?/What I say?/Nobody, not really/Who wants to take the time to understand?/I would like someone to heal me with some empathy/But I can't find nobody, not really/Maybe I'm invisible to the world/Does anyone in the world even think of me as more than just a hopeless cause/Maybe the world is not my block/My stoop/My life/My dreams/My anything/So who wants to help?/Momma?....but she's so tired/Papa?...but you're not here/I'm alone in a big empty space with nobody, not really......"