Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The "Yall Dont Really Know Me...." List

1. "You prolly think....I sling dick to these hoes like nunchucks/Well, you can think what you want but/ I think you've been watching too much BET Uncut/ You need to get real and check out my real life/ I ain't a tip-drill, don't care what it smell like.......Yall dont really know me like you think you know me" - Drake f/ Phonte & Elzhi "Think Good Thoughts"

2. This song has been on constant rotation for a minute now

3. Peeps have asked why I keep posting "Yall dont really know me like you think you know me" all over the place

4. Welp...the short answer is I'm feeling misunderstood. Let the facebook pics tell it all I do is go out and surround myself with a bunch of gorgeous women....

5. ....when the truth is Im actually a homebody and it's like the same 7 women are in all the pics lol and they are my good friends and nothing more so obviously.....

6. "Yall dont really know me like you think you know me" lol

7. *steps down from narcissistic soapbox*

8. Still not really sure how/why John Allen Muhammad AKA The DC Sniper got excuted so fast, yet Charles Manson is still chillin on death row

9. There's just something VERY "interesting" about that lil tidbit. Im just sayin......

10. ".....confusion can give way to doubt/ And there are times when I fall short of what I say...Im all about/but at your best, you are love/ You're a positive motivating force within my life" - Isley Bros. "(At Your Best) You Are Love"

11. Most Favorite....I fell short of what I previously said and for that I apologize.

12. You know that above all I am most definitely for you and only want to improve upon your quality of life, and not take away from it or add stress to it

13. .....and you also know (by now) that I can be a bit extra and dramatic with a habit of prematurely jumping off the hypothetical work with me, k?

14. Tis a hazard of me caring about you. Remember : Scorpio = Passion

15. See! I am soooo not perfect......I only play perfect on social networking sites lolololol

16. I swear I be in "(these blogs) talking like it's just you and me"

17. Relax. Relate. Release AKA 'Blow that shit out!'

18. "Now that it's all over, what did you really do yesterday that's worth mentioning?" - Coleman Cox

19. Im not sure what language this is that my bbm spellcheck speaks but Ive never seen it before

20. When I typed the word "really" and it suggested that I meant "reales" or "realza"..........the fuck?!?!?

21. Alls Im saying if you're considering getting the H1NI vaccination shot is this.......

22. Presently this country cures for profit. So the same people who give you the shot are the same people that get paid if you're sick. Capiche'?

23. What's it say if the makers of the vaccine refuse to take it them damnselves?

24. Hello! Is this thing on?!?!?

25. I hate to sound like a C-O-N-spriacy theorist but Im just saying!

26. Dear Sammy Sosa : Skin rejuvenation my ass! Get your life together homie!

27. And what about the new eye color, son? Whats that? Retina rejuventaion!?!?!?!?

28. "You know that's right/ You aint white/ So quit holding ya ass tight/ 'cause you cant pass/ So why you keep trying to pass?/ Wit'cha black ass!" - Ice Cube "Be True To The Game"

29. Shouts out to Dave for FINALLY coming up with the ever elusive 8 min remix of Jodeci's "Forever My Lady" thats he's been telling me about in all the damn near 15 years I've known him

30. I wouldnt be surprised if this fool found time to mix down his own damn version to save face but I digress lol

31. Are there really any words to be said about The Bears right now?

32. 5 interceptions Cutler? And Ron Turner....dont let me catch yo punk ass in the street!

33. Normally I'd never rejoice that anyone is going to jail......

34. ....but in Gucci Mane's case Imma make an exception *does the happy dance*

35. ".......*sigh* and so we wait. Waiting for the next great rapper is almost like waiting for Jesus" - @chiggady

36. "10 pennies won't ever be a dime. Pass THAT along!" - Kai

37. I've decided that the biggest lesson Ive learned in all of '09 is that being nice is some bullshit

38. Im STILL trying to crawl my way out of a hole I dug for myself 2 plus years ago in the name of being "nice" to trife ass people

39. Or maybe singling out "nice" is a bit much......

40. We'll just say I need to practice the power of 'NO' alot more. My apologies in advance if my practicing the power of 'NO' makes me come off as a asshole at some point in time.

41. This abortion stipulation added onto the proposed health care bill is a slippery slope and I just dont like it

42. Damn you Bart Stupak!

43. "I personally figure/ that my Harvard style/ is too deep for you Nursery niggas!" - Lord Finesse

44. You may file that one under #feelingmyself

45. In reading "The 5 Love Languages" I've discovered that my primary love language is "Words of Affirmation"

46. Check out the 5 love languages and see if you can figure what your language is

47. I swear Im a student of this Love shit

48. What is life other love with various other shit mixed in?

49. On with the lesson we go! Mr. Allen it's on you. Take us home......

50. "To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down....." - Woody Allen