The "He Need To Pop Them Bumps On His Nose" List

1. "If you're lyin', keep on lyin'
Don't tell the truth, don't you dare
You can't drop me, 'cause you still got me
After takin' me way up there"
- Average White Band "If I Ever Lose This Heaven"

2. Now what yall think yall know about some AWB!?!?!?
3. FYI...this particular list is gonna be sprinkled with more quotes than normal

4. My peeps have been supplying me with that hot fiyah son!

5. Reason # 457842689 to strangle a teenager : Did she take my brand new stunna shades that I just bought at The Silver Room and aint had a chance to rock yet?

6. Not to mention the fact that she got me for my Twix too!

7. "Though Jim Jones wasn't a serial killer I just find it terribly disturbing that he would take an important drink like Kool-Aid and turn it into something

SO AWFUL" - Jennifer

8. Damn...so no Jazzy Jeff and no Wood Harris?
9. Im really glad I didnt go to that shit then!
10. Thats what I get for commenting on a blog I didnt read
11. Now it looks like Im taking sides when Ive always tried to remain neutral
12. And straight up man....

13. "It's natural to fall off

just land close to the tree

I'll be there if they need me to be..."

- Pos(De La Soul) "Trying People"

14. Obviously Im tinkering with the format of these here lists...
15. Feedback people!
16. Superior Media Group is officially official now
17. Making a pill to halt a woman's period just seems unnatural to me
18. But then again...Im just a dumb boy. What do I know?

19. "Right now lets stay in the present
Can't worry bout tomorrow cause today is a blessin
The world in a state of aggression
I find calm in you
....Beautiful you came at such a decent time
When we combine it's like good food and wine
Flavorful yet refined"
- Common (Joss Stone) "Tell Me What We're Gonna Do Now"

20. We did have a ball but...Swank Society needs to take it back to the house party joints
21. Geli you are such a happy drunk, Rach is such a cooooooooooooooool drunk, and Kellz is....well......Kellz no matter what

22. Im sure folks from afar thought we were in an argument but Kellz was just really passionately unhappy about the gang of married dudes trying to get up with her and the girls
23. Sorry Kellz Im sticking to what I said though hon

24. "He think he Smokey Robinson....he need to pop them bumps on his nose!"

- Jaime

25. Jaime and Stace's impromptu 'Ways To Tell If A Brotha Is Packing' disertation was interesting, if not informative to say the least.....
26. ...that is until me and mines became the focal point of the discussion
27. And by no means am I unsure of me, but I think the suddenness of the convo focusing on me caught me off guard
28. I hope Mooni survived the rest of the ride alright

29. Dude I love my peeps and they crazy asses

30. "You know that baby ain't his you scan'less hoe!!" - Cassandra

31. Cassandra I know you've said alot more interesting things of substance but that shit had me laughing for about 2 days

32. Depart Chicago, Union Station 11:00 AM
Arrive Indianapolis, 200 E. Washington St 3:15 PM 1 seat = $1.00
33. It's a wonder I aint in Indy kicking with the Johnson girls like every 3rd day at these prices
34. Megabus is whats really real in the streets
35. For the most part....they essentially just ask you to put in on gas!

36. "I can only respect others' views of me, heck.........they're the outsiders!" - Lori

37. Lor...that quote is the epitome of you my dear. Dont you ever change unless YOU see fit. And I know I dont even have to tell you that.

38. Hmmm so lets see...we got...Joss Stone....Corinne Bailey Rae....Amy Winehouse

39. Seems Im a british female soul singer groupie....and that goes back to Lisa Stansfield

40. "Man Im starvin like Marvin.....and Marvin dead. Shit Im on my way with him!" - Panhandler Dude

41. I shoulda bought some socks from him or gave him a dollar or something for that line

42. Darfur needs praying for

43. And God rest Blair Holt's soul

44. It really fucks with me when young kids pass b/c they aint get to see and experience shit, ya know?

45. *sigh*

46. "I've been working harder than a one armed wallpaper hanger" - Valencia

47. In thinking on it....that's pretty fucking hard!

48. Aint them hoes got any sorta hometraining?

49. Yea Dave..'So after I shits on the bitch, right'....
50. Exactly!

51. "the hustle & bustle of a 9-5, salary & my worth being determined by someone else is NOT how I envision my future. I feel blessed in knowing that I have a plan and the balls to work that plan." - Eboni

52. Apparently it's gonna take me waking up one day and not being able to see my dick b/c of my belly to motivate me to be more consistent in working out

53. Harsh I know....but thats pretty much the reality of it plus Im back eating bullshit again

54. Dude I suck!
55. Speaking of which....Im obviously waiting for my ankle to fucking explode before I go see a doctor about it
56. You would think 2 months of on again/off again swelling would be reason enough
57. But noooooooooooooooooo......Teej needs to not be able to walk before he gets the picture!
58. I repeat....I fucking suck

59. If they have to chop it off b/c of my procrasination it would serve me right

60. "....so I asked him 'Where's your mama man?'
And he said, 'Well, she's with Dr. King in the promise land.'
I told him, 'Do your thing but never lose your focus
My only hope is that you learn about what hope is.'" - Juice "We Made It"

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*And lastly....c'mon yall! Who got my back on this? I really need yall help. Can you spare a sawbuck ($10) ? https://www.mdaevent.org/ParticipantInfo.aspx?j=272b4cae-9ac9-4c9b-875e-a7eb4331a410