Sunday, July 31, 2005

80's/90's Party


It's like 3am and I just came home from a fresh ass 80's/90's house party thrown by my boy Zell. Actually it was 85-95! We're talking clothes, food, music...the whole nine. Ya boy showed out in his retro Puma shirt and red trucker hat. But of course I couldnt stop there, right? In addition to the Puma and trucker hat jump off I had to break out the red and white converse kicks. Yeah I know I had contradicting brands but it was the best I could do w/o going out and spending more money that I dont have, feel me? Anyways so we were jammin on the one all night to the sounds of Wrexx N Effexx, Guy, EPMD, Jade, Ice Cube, etc. Everybody did the damn thing as far as fashion. My man Leo broke out the Karl Kani sweater and Jodeci boots. Jamillia had the 'Unbutton Your Fly' tee shirt with overalls and condoms safety pinned on ala TLC. Big Drew came with the Naughty By Nature hockey jersey and overalls. Zell brought out some ill ass old skool Michael Jackson buttons. We're talking 'Thriller' Mike. And I know that 'Thriller' was before the era we were celebrating but shit.....its whatever. 'Los came thru with the ill Dominique Wilkins part in his hair. Thats committment there folks. I actually thought about parting my hair but I have to work in the morning....wouldnt have been a good look, ya know? In addition to the clothes you know niggas acted a fool with the food and drink, right? 40oz's. Boone's Farm. Wild Irish Rose. Chic-o-stic's. Remember the penny cookies with the strawberry frosting on top? Why did I walk in the house and a whole jar of them shits was sitting on the counter? Man listen.....I think I ingested about 168 of them easily. Man a good time was had by all. I wasnt in a dancing mood so I didnt participate in doing any of the old dances but trust that they brought back EVERYTHING.

Oh and I had to take it here...

What you know about having ya
friends name on your jeans with a marker? I can afford to do this shit now b/c Im grown! I bought these jeans!!! Remember back in the day you'd get your ass beat for some shit like this?

Saturday, July 30, 2005

De Ja Vu (I've Been Here Before)

Im young and Im old...Im rich and Im poor
I feel like I've been on this earth many times before
Once I was a white gazelle on horseback riding free
Searching in the darkness for a piece of me

I can feel this for sure....I've been here before
I can feel this for sure..for sure...for sure...I've been here before

I used to be a king you know...On an island by the sea
With rainbow colored people....Happy as can be
We never had a problem...There never was a care
The love was everflowing...and it's feeling shared

And I can feel this for sure..........I've been here before
I can feel this for sure...for sure...for sure...I've been here before


Yes I have...I can feel it...
I can feel it...In my heart I feel it!

My soul feels like a universe...the basking never ends
Stars to me are children...babies are my friends
My heart is like a galaxy...within my spirit flies
I've felt this way a million times...please don't ask me why
The question of my lifetime...you've asked my point of view
They say it all was karma...Call it deja vu
Call it deja vu...Call it deja vu...Call it deja vu...Call it deja vu

And I can feel this for sure..........I've been here before
I can feel this for sure..for sure...for sure...I've been here before

If hate is on your mind...and u can't love the time
If anger is your friend...Don't you know when you die you'll come back again?!?!?!
If in the master's plan...you come back woman or man
If your life is full of sin...don't you know when you die you'll come back again?!?!?!
I thank God... thank God...thank God...I am not coming back no more!!
I've been here before...thank God...thank God...thank God!
(I don't want to come back no more!)

-Teena Marie

Ye Yo

Sometimes....
Sometimes I get so lonely lonely lonely
I feel all by myself up here
That's when I take a minute
To re-evaluate
All of the things I think are special
Oooh like when you wake up in the morning
And you see the morning sun
And you need to know the world is on your side
Who do you run to?
Who can you turn to?
Come on....
Then the evening comes to greet you
You need someone to hold you close
And you feel you need to rest your aching mind
Who can you run to?
Who can you turn to?
Well see the sun's in the east and the moon reflects
Like the knowledge and wisdom that I manifest
If you wanna go to heaven lay up on my breast
I'm ye yo....your ye yo
I say the sun's in the east and the moon reflects
Like the knowledge and wisdom that I manifest
If you wanna go to heaven lay up on my breast
I'm ye yo...your ye yo...
Ye yo... ye yo...ye yo.....

-Erykah Badu

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Stay Cool


I say COT DAMN! It's one of them 'Do The Right Thing' days up in Chi huh? They say it's supposed to hit like 102 or something. Meanwhile in Phoenix they are wishing for a 102 day. They fucking pushing 120! Man...stay cool, up under the AC , and keep some water and whatnot up in ya. As for the kid....Im ass naked with the fan in spitting distance of me. It's just like that.....

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Name Calling

"You got a bad name like Dick But-kis!" - The Alkaholics

Can we talk about bad names for a minute? I went to the post office today to send a package and this young sista helped me out. She was soooo nice...and kinda cute I might add. But when I focused in on her name tag I couldnt believe my eyes. Swear on everything I love her name tag read.......are you ready for this?........'Leroinette'.

Yup 'Leroinette' I said! So that means her father was really feeling himself. So much so that he decided to incorporate his name in his baby girl's name. Maybe her pops had nothing to do with it. Maybe a 'Leroi' was somehow influential in her mom's life...so much so she wanted it in her daughter's name. In any event.......'Leroinette' is simply not gonna do it for the 100's people.
The girl couldnt have been no older than 25. Aint no telling how many times her application was discriminated against b/c of her name.

Same thing with my friend from high school. Her name is Antaquila. Then I have another friend who recently got married and took her husband's name which is 'Ogeto'. Uh huh....it's pronounced just as it looks.

This blog really doesnt have a particular point. If any I guess Im just saying if any of you have kids in the future just remember to straddle the line between unique and ghetto. Your kids will most certainly thank you later.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Reluctant Responsibility

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCKEDY FUCK FUCK!!!!

Sorry about the expletives (actually Im not really, but hey). I just came to the sad sad realization that I more than likely WONT be getting my ipod when I get paid tomorrow. You see my good people....as baaaaaaaaaad as I want it, I realize that I have higher priorities. And quite simply it would be very foolish of me to ignore these financial obligations for a simplistic want. I sure as hell picked a good time to be responsible huh?

I've decided that I can in fact work out w/o the ipod. I've noticed that I've been tired for absolutely no reason lately. If that aint a clear sign that I need to get my ass off the couch I dont know what is. This is soooo wack that I wont be able to get my ipod though. What's even wacker about it is I have a check that Im expecting any day now, and $140 in loaned out money that I have no earthly idea of when I'll see back. If I can get both that check and that loaned out money I'd be on to something.....but these are black folks Im dealing with so who knows when I'll see that cash.

Man this really sucks. Yall have no idea of how much I really want this lil fucker.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Reality TV

So much going on in the world of "reality" tv these days.

Anyone peeped 'Being Bobby Brown' yet? FUH-KIN-FUN-KNEE! I'll be damned if him and Whitney not THE most in love ever crackheads your eyes will ever bare witness to. Funny thing is I admire their love for each other......minus the crack of course. You can tell that they are gonna ride together forever. They got some typa crackhead commraderie or some shit. Of course the show is a ratings hit for Bravo. It actually set a record for the network so you can look forward to another season or 2 at least. Lord knows Bobby needs to earn his keep and bring some income coming in, ya dig?

Another show I can tell Im gonna be keeping an eye on is this season's 'Surreal Life'. We got Omarosa (by the way she divorced her hubby so she's just 'Omarosa' now), Pepa from Salt-N-Pepa, Janice Dickinson, Balkie from 'Perfect Strangers', and Jose Canseco among others. If you saw the season premiere then you already know Janice Dickinson has the most severe case of ADD ever known to man. That bitch didnt put two cohesive sentences together I dont think. And apparently she may be extremely bi-polar too? Anyone see this can back me up. Balkie from Perfect Strangers may be a perv. Everyone wants to fuck Canseco's ol tight speedo blue jean wearing ass. Oh it's gon be some shit. I'd advise everyone to stay tune to this one.

I might get into 'Celebrity Fit Club' only b/c Jackee and Tocarra are on there. And this season's 'Real World' just may be wack again. Yall know how 'Real World' goes back and forth. One season it's the shit, and the next you barely remember it's on. Anybody else peep and reality tv worth mentioning?

And btw....for the record....I fucking hate reality shows, but Im human. And the curiosity factor pulls me in from time to time too.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

I LOVE THIS QUOTE!

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"

I dunno the author of this particular one...but I'll be damned if this shit aint on point!

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Quote Answers

LOL....Shout out to JaniTy and Millie Mae for even trying. Did I stump yall? Or is it that no one even cared? LOL.....Junie you didnt even give it a go. LOL......If anyone cares....here's the answers in order....

Do The Right Thing
Martin
Cornbread, Earl & Me
Lethal Weapon
Friday
Bad Boys
House Party
Carmen Jones
School Daze
Im Gon Git You Sucka
The Cosby Show
The Color Purple
Boomerang
Juice
In Living Color
Player's Club
Boys In The Hood
Good Times
Pulp Fiction
Love Jones

Thursday, July 07, 2005

I's A Fat Lazy Pig!

Im almost ashamed to say that I havent seen no parts of the gym since right BEFORE Jamaica. And if you've been reading this here blog you know that Jamaica was like the last week of May. Which makes that about 6 or 7 weeks ago, which in turn makes me a fucking fat ass lazy pig! At least by own calculations anyways.

Part of the reason for this long drought is.......for some reason I've convinced myself that I simply CAN NOT do anything remotely athletic until I get an ipod. You may ask yourself 'What the fuck does that have to do with anything?" Well I'll tell ya. It is impossible for me to work out without some music. In fact....there isnt much that I get done in my life w/o music accompanying me. I wash dishes to it. I clean the crib (occasionally...with my bachelor ass) to it. I sometimes shower to it. I walk to it.....well you get the point.

Up until my last work out...I had been using a tape player to work out with. A CD player is just too big for me, but all the damn tape players keep fucking breaking on me! I promise that my last one was like the 3rd one I had bought. So while in the mist of my drought it occurred to me that I need an ipod. Very compact, and I betcha the bitch wont break on me. At least it had better not. So there...I am scheduled to buy my ipod come hell or high water on the 20th and even sooner if these lil nigg-lets pay me back the monies in which I loaned their triffling asses.
So the Fat Lazy Piggy of a Teej can get his ass off the couch and get it cracking before I wont be able to see certain parts of my anatomy b/c of my belly. And we cant have that, ya dig?

Monday, July 04, 2005

What's Ya Quote Game Like?

Some you'll know. Some you'll just figure that I have too much time on my hands....and you're probably right.

"Give me 20 D Energizers...Not C, D...D motherfucker, D. Learn to speak English first, all right?"

"That aint no damn puppy!!!!!"

"Oooooh Mr. Fred! You lying Mr. Fred!"

"Free South Africa ya dumb son of a bitch!!!"

"The fuck you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse?"

"She's a masseuse! That means she massages shit!"

"I'm from a small town called "Fresh Off a Cop's Ass", and you're making me homesick. "

"'Scuse my dust, gentlemen. The air's gettin' mighty unconditioned 'round here."

"You're just a jig-a-boo, tryin' to find somethin' to do!...........Well, you're a wanna-be, wanna be better than me!"

"Yes, we marched on the Federal building. Five hundred of us, young brothers, full of outrage.......They were hiring that day.......The brothers came with outrage; they left with jobs. Oh yes....the white man is very tricky."

"My arms are the same length....why arent my sleeves?"

"Nettie and my kids be comin' home soon, and when they get here we gonna' set around and whip your ass."

"I been working here about 8 days, been on time most of the time even when it rains. Don't you think it's about time we talk promotion?"

"Fuck you gon do? Shoot me in a elevator?"

"Hello Ms. Jenkins! Mmm, mm, mm. That's one fine woman there. Yes sir. Better NO one say nothin' bad about Ms. Jenkins. Uh-uh. Course her breath smell so bad it could singe your nose hairs. But I ain't one to gossip, so you aint hear that from me."

"Yo cousin's a ho!"

"Scared now, ain't you? I like that. That's why I took this job. I hate little motherfuckers like you. Little niggers, you ain't shit! I could blow your head off with this Smith & Wesson and you couldn't do shit. Think you tough? What set you from? Look like one of them Crenshaw mafia motherfuckers."

"Dad, Mr. Garrett wants you to fix his alarm clock. He needs it back by Tuesday night, so he can get up on time to collect his unemployment insurance!"

"Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time...."

"Im going to get some mu'fuckin' Toasted Oats......you tripping!"

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Soulmates?

Last week a friend of mine and I were discussing relationships (lol...been doing that alot lately it seems) and the topic of Soulmates came up. So maybe Im looking at it with a lil too much reality and the such....but the notion of a 'soulmate' is absolutely ridiculous when you really think about it! What is a soulmate? The one person in the world that you were born to be with and vice versa. WTF? Does that really make sense?

Most people live in the same city for the majority of their life looking for their soulmate? If Im in Chicago...how ignorant would I have to be to assume my soulmate was also in Chicago. What if my soulmate is inIceland or some shit. What if they were born 30 years before or after me? B/C you know people always assume their soulmate is in the same age range.

Dont get me wrong....Im probably the most fairytale ending -wishing, head in the clouds, dreaming, sentimental dude you dun ever came across in your life, but the notion of just one person meant for me to truly be with is a bit much. Even for me and these dreaming eyes of mine. Now I do believe that there is somebody for everybody. I believe that if 2 people share enough in common, geniunely care and love each other, and are willing to put up with the others BS (b/c EVERYBODY comes with their own form of BS....whether they change it for the better later or not) then they can make it as a couple. But a 'soulmate'?

Nah son....I aint buying it.......as much as I would love to. Reality just wont let me. For the record...I aint trying to shape no one's opinion or crush anyone's dream. Just sharing my opinion for what it's worth.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Clarity Like A Mu'fucka!

In talking via IM with the Kid Genius Danya...I came up with some 'ingenius, 'thank God for granting this moment of clarity' shit'. And then....being the fucking young Einstein ass that she is...Big D from NYC came back just as strong. Peep...

Teej: cant nobody argue with your own personal view of where u should be or what u should've accomplished by the timeline u gave urself
Teej: just so happens that reality happens how it does...and most times not in line with what we envisioned
Teej: so now the question is....do you fight it? or do you let it go down how it's gonna go down?
Teej: damn see how deep i just came? im finna blog that shit!
Danya: hahaha
Danya: i say fight whatever feels natural to fight
Danya: as in, fight until it no longer makes sense
Teej: true!
Danya: but be inventive with ur approach
Danya: sometimes u have to just go beyond what they were expecting

Apply it as needed, wherever you need to, but that shit is the sho shot truth right there!

Various 6/29/05

*Happy B-Day Big Sis JaniTy! U somewhere shaking ya tailfeather, aint cha?

*I've just spent about 40 precious minutes of my life online searching for a clip of Eve's sex tape. Yup....40 minutes that I wont get back. I must need some or something. LOL. Gosh am I that much of a perv? Yeah......but, oh well! Wouldnt ya know I never found it. I decided that 40 minutes is enough. I'll catch the bootleg DVD at the barbershop or something. Maybe my brother has it already. Okay enough with this....lol.

*Anyone see the BET Awards last night? I thought they were pretty good. Fugees reunion, Will and Jada did the damn thing, (they are the shit. That's what I aspire to be in my relationship....when ever I make that step again.) their skits were funny, the tributes to Ossie Davis, ODB and Rick James (did Teena not go to church up in there?), and Stevie Wonder's performance. Yall see Stevie get up and get his lil rehearsed 2 step on? Did anyone else hold ya breath b/c u thought he was gonna fall on his face too? I had to cross my fingers and turn away when he stumbled a bit. I actually left my crib in the middle of the show and went to Border's for an hour or so. I got crazy inspired outta nowhere while watching. I went to Border's and grabbed like 4 or 5 books on advertising and got my study on. *Currently trying to figure out the ad game to inturn have more businesses advertise on my show* I've heard and read mixed reviews, but I think they turned out pretty nice.

*You know in Mariah's song "We Belong Together" during the second verse where she sings...

Bobby Womack's on the radio
Singing to me"If you think you're lonely now......"
Wait a minute
This is too deep (too deep)
I gotta change the station
So I turn the dial
Trying to catch a break.....

......IS THAT NOT THE REALEST SHIT EVER!?!?!?!? I mean who hasnt been thru something or is going thru something and a song on the radio is just too real for you deal with at the moment and you HAVE to turn the station? Damn I LOVE that lyric! That's the power of music right there.

Monday, June 27, 2005

The Weekend

It's not like a whole lot exciting happened over the weekend...I just needed something to blog about as to not neglect my baby (the blog). So with that said.....here goes....

*Called my Great Granny and wished her a happy 92nd birthday!
*Called my lil cousin Ana and wished her a happy 15th birthday. Its so weird b/c I still remember when I found our her mom was pregnant with her. They sure do grow up fast.

*Had a Friday off for the first time in FOREVER and totally wasted it away. Well not really wasted b/c I did chill out, but I kinda wanted to go out and I didnt find anywhere to go. Ended up meeting my crazy friend who stays around the corner from me at the 24 Mickey D's at 2am. Only thing was the lobby was closed so we had to walk thru the drive thru. We got our food and sat on the lil patio thingy til damn near 3am talking about our respective relationships and whatnot. I tell you.....I love spontanenity (sp?)

*Woke up Saturday morning w/ a toothache! I've never had one of those.....ever! I was told that I should floss b/c there might be some food stuck in my teeth somewhere. Went to Walgreens. Bought floss, mouthwash and Orajel. Tried to floss. Now I remember why I didnt like it as a kid. THAT SHIT IS DUMB! Fucking sawing a string between your teeth? WTF? Most of my damn teeth have gaps anyways. Cant no food get stuck there. (My....this is turning into a blog within a blog, huh?) I might have a cavity. As much candy as I eat it's about time. Im 27 and never had a cavity. Shit....I've only been to the dentist 2 times that I can recall. The last time I went with my brother to get his braces adjusted. I figured since I was there I might as well get my teeth cleaned. The dentist put me in the chair, tilted me back, got started and stopped. Told me my teeth were fine and to keep doing what I was doing. That was like 2001. Fuck....I got a PPO now. I suppose I should go ahead and go, huh?

*Met some out of town friends downtown and did the tour guide thingy. Came home and stripped naked and lounged in the pad til it was time for work.

*Sunday afternoon I got up, ran a couple errands, came home, stripped (if you didnt know it's hot as hell in Chi-Town right now. We're talking 90 plus.......I wouldnt be stripping just for the hell of it.....Shit...who am I kidding....Im damn near a nudist.....in my own home though), and lounged til it was time for work. Which brings us to the present as I type this right before getting off the gig.

*Oh by the way....I called KK just to tell her I love her and missed her. Oh what a fucking sapp I am. Ol sucka fa love ass nigga I tell ya. (LOL......as Barry White's "Never Gonna Give You Up" comes on the satellite station!). She was at the New Edition concert! Probably jammin on the one! Oh well maybe I'll get it thru my thick ass head one of these days. But probably not. U aint know the boy is hard-headed?

And that was my weekend people. Happy Monday to ya. Do something productive. I sure as hell plan to................

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Okrah Gets Told No!

LOL!!! How funny is this shit? If you hadnt heard Miss Okrah (My pet name for Oprah) was in Paris and decided she wanted to go to the Hermes (wtf is Hermes? Is this some high-end lady shit? I've never heard of it) store. Only problem was by the time she had gotten there they had juuuuuust closed at 6:30pm. Well Okrah is Okrah. Number 1 on Forbes Rich List. You would think the peoples at the Hermes store would make an exception for her, right? Hell to the Nizzo! Big O politely asked a sales clerk if she could just pop in and buy a watch for her dinner partner that evening, Tina Turner. Homegirl was not budging and told her it was a no go, and then the manager came out and backed her up. Needless to say Okrah was more than miffed, clutched her pearls (Holla JT Money!) and left.

Now the clerk and manager say that they didnt recognize her b/c she wasnt in full hair and makeup. And that's understandable. I dunno if you even saw Okrah before she goes thru hair and makeup, but please believe it's damn near a different person when she's all did up. However, contray to the Hermes clerk and manager, sources say they knew damn well who she was. Apparently they even reportedly told her "We know who you are." Then they also went so far as to say that and furthermore, they'd been "having a problem with North Africans lately."!!!!!!!!!

Begins chant * Awwww shit. Muthafucka Muthafucka! Awwww shit Muthafucka Muthafucka!*

Dont be telling Okrah that you mistook her for a regular nigga! That aint what you wanna do! While she hasnt specifically said she thinks it was an issue of race, she reportedly has told friends "If it had been Celine Dion or Britney Spears or Barbra Streisand, there is no way they would not be let in that store." Which to me sounds the like race card like a mu'fucka! LOL.

Apparently before this whole incident she had ordered 12 of the store's Birkin Bags at about $6500 a pop (WTF? On a hand bag? Are you shitting me!!!!!), and had another on the way. Needless to say she called and cancelled that shit. She also called the President of Hermes in America and told her how she's feeling.

She's also apparently considering talking about it on her show. You know that wildly popular TV show she hosts? Yeah the same one that threw the beef industry in a tizzy when she did a show about how they inhumanley slaughter cattle. You remember? Beef's stock prices dropped like my drunk uncle after he done hit the Wild Irish Rose one too many times. Didnt the beef industry try to sue her for fucking up they shit? Please believe Hermes betta nip it in the bud with her. They dont want those kinda problems from O-Dog.

And The People Collectively Exhale

Yeah right! I probably got about 7 or so diehard readers.Dont fret my good people my blog is doing just fine. Im pretty sure the good folks at Blogger/Blogspot were doing some work and that was the sole reason my blog was unavailable for those 2 or 3 days. No JaniTy...aint no jealous/crazy-deranged woman deleted my shit. LOL. You's a fool for that one sis.

Shout out to my 'Anonymous' readers. I really do appreciate your input.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Testing

This thing on?

Monday, June 20, 2005

What's Going On In The World Today?

* First....what the fuck is with the trend of rappers catching murder charges just as their album is about to drop? What kinda fucked up new marketing ploy is this? First we had Gucci Mane outta Atlanta, and now it's Philly's very own 'Mr. Imma Hustla' Cassidy. Both has news of their murder charges announced within a week of their album dropping. Coincidence? Hmmmmmm. If so Im sure the record labels dont mind. More press and sales for them, right? WTF? I swear...if it happens one more time, we are gonna know that the fix is on!

*When it comes to rappers, having beef is nothing new. It's damn near a pre-requisite these days. BUT COMEDIANS???? What in the fuck? Apparently there are a few folks a bit peevee at Arnez J. He, for some reason, keeps getting accussed of stealing other comedian's jokes. First Steve Brown, the Alex Thomas, and now Rickey Smiley has beef with him. This is what Thomas had to say about his run in with Arnez J. ....."I was sitting in the audience one night at a show and Arnez J. performed one of my jokes. The f***ed up thing about it was when I approached him about it, he said, 'If I knew you were here, I wouldn't have done it.' " Arnez J. claims none of this ever happened. Now Rickey Smiley and Arnez have gotten into b/c Smiley said that Arnez try to go on before certain performers and use some of their bits to intentionally make the latter performer have a bad show. They've went back and forth on radio about each other just like a pair of rappers would. Arnez says this never happened either. I dunno folks. It seems beef is becoming an entity of it's own. Who woulda thunk (yeah 'thunk' is word dammit!) that they would see the day when fucking comedians are beefing?

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Inspiration (Blog Buddies)

So with this blog thing Im able to vent, bitch, moan and cry about any and every thing on my mind. And in the year or so that I have been doing this blog I've actually mananged to attain some regular readers. A few of these readers have actually started their own blogs and credited lil ol me with being the inspiration. How fucking cool is that? Isnt that what life is all about anyways? Touching people? Affecting their lives in a positive way? As Nikki G once said....

"and if ever i touched a life i hope that life knows that i know that touching was and still is and will always be the true revolution"

And with that said Im gonna shout out my regular blog readers that I know of.....in no particular order of course.......Lord help me if I forget anyone...........

Millie Mae - Cuz-o you are the realest. I swear your blog is absolutely THE funny shit ever. I'm thinking we need to write the ultimate smart-assed, witty movie. I believe you owe me some art work too!

Lexy - U know what it is. The powers that be need to not let us put out heads together too often. They oughta be glad we arent in the same city. We'd fuck some shit up, huh?

JaniTy - Where to start? Have we not helped each other along the way? You give me silverware that I oh so desperately need, I give you Stevie lessons that you dont need as much as we thought did. Almost a fair exchange I guess. LOL. When do I get that magazine stand? You are beautiful and you BETTA know it!

Amina - Wise beyond your years my dear. Reminds me of a younger me. LOL. I'll try to refrain from 'coming at you wrong'. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Blog more, okay?

Reese - Are we a pair of tortured souls or what? I'm sure b/c of the fact that our spirits are in the right place we will end up where we oughta be. Bank on it. BTW....you should look into changing your blog layout. It hurts my eyes when I read it. LOLOLOL.

Ashley - I mean how much more can 2 people have in common? Love for music, in the entertainment industry, going thru our love battles, etc. Except for I dont sleep with a Tickle Me Elmo. Never have, never will. *smile* We are individualistically individuals even with our crazy idiosyncrasies. And that's all we need to be, right?

Junie - Arent we soooo 'here'? What the hell have we ever disagreed on? I really appreciate all of the talks and the wisdom and coaching and whatnot. Let's see if your predictions are right. I surely hope so.

Chelly - Could anyone be more of a typical Aries than you? Such a sweetie....but stubborn as shit!!!!! LAWDHAVEMERCY!! My oh my we've had some deep convos over the years, havent we? Thanks for the wisdom. Didnt I write a blog with a title like that? U gotta use your blog more too!

Nelly - We've been cool since before the blog thing. Glad you made one to share you P.O.V. too. Write in it more, will ya? Here's to hanging out all hours of the early morning, watching all sorts of movies and hitting like 3 or 4 spots in one night! Im thinking we should do all those more often until one of us finds a new or get back with our significant others.

Gentle - U still come by here? Im inspired by your creativity. I wanna be like you when I grow up you deep house head you! *smile* Please please please tell me when the book is ready. Im soooo anticipating it. Promise to sign my copy?

Lola'Rola - U 2! Still come by here my Scorpio Sister?.....Every since that one picture you posted of you with your finger up your nose I knew we were gonna be friends. Good luck on the move to NYC. I still want my Billie painting too! I aint forgot!

KK- If I truly know you at all I'd guess you'd just as soon wish I had left you out of this particular blog. But then again...I also think you'd be just a tad hurt if I did. What can I say? Im talking inspiration here. And I know you read this, and you definitely have inspired me to do alot, so there ya go. I'm gonna be a better man b/c of you. Now if that aint inspiration I dont know what is...............