2. Dude I can barely watch the news as of late
3. So ummmm....you know how a racist would refer to a little black child as 'Nigglette'?......
4. ...am I wrong for calling some little white kids 'Cracklettes' under my breath?
5. As ig'nant as it sounds I swear I just made it in frustration b/c they wouldnt get out my way as I was walking thru the store
6. Also Im really amazed at how repeatedly uttering the phrase 'Ol Ritz/Saltine cracker ass crackers' under my breath at work can help to relieve my stress
7. Racism is so weird b/c if I were a white dude typing this about black people and someone black saw it...It would so be on
8. The moral of the story is....somehow everyone BUT white people are allowed to be racist
9. Hey I didnt make the rules
10. LMAO....I kid, I kid I swear. Racism is bad, mmkay?
11. "Like we say in St. Olaf : 'Christmas without fruitcake is like 'St. Sigmund's Day' without the headless boy'" - Rose Nylund
12. There just arent many things in life better than Rose Nylund's St. Olaf stories
13. Im sooooo unashamed of my affinity for 'The Golden Girls'
14. Mike Huckabee may be picking up momentum for the GOP.....but he is still looney tunes!
15. Actually....ALL them damn Republicans are cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs if you ask me
16. Stephen Colbert for prez-o-dent!!!!
17. No really......he needs to run!
18. I pray so much, I wonder if the Lord love me/I think He do, but I'm so caught up in my thug deep/The feds bug me, followin me around for three/Niggaz couldn't catch me so they hit me with conspiracy/...I ain't goin back, I'm a make 'em kill me/Imma bust back, fuck the pen, you feel me?/Wish I can hug my momma and kiss my baby girl/I know it's a better place than livin in this dirty wooooorld" - Pimp C (UGK) "How Long Will It Last"?
19. RIP Pimp C.......and Sean Taylor
20. How exactly do you leave the game winning World Series ball laying around the house for the dog to eat up?
21. Tell you about them and they dogs boy.....I mean really....WTF?
22. I sent a stranded guest home to St. Louis on the Megabus
23. Lor? Les? Proud of me, arent you?
24. Dude I won the raffle at my company's holiday party for the 2nd straight year!
25. The look on my co-workers' faces were PRICELESS I tell you.....them fools were so sick like NeYo!
26. An Ipod last year, a PSP this year......what can I say? Im just favored!
27. "To me, the most important thing that we can do as human beings is give. And we must give in proportion to what we were given. That being said, I dont like to close my eyes at night without having done something for someone, whether it's a random act of kindness or a strategically planned initiative that will ultimately help thousands, if not millions. I believe that even in a world fraught with war and blatant injustice still, individuals must find ways to lessen human suffering and impact humanity for the better" - Dr. Donda C. West
28. It aint gotta be Christmas for you to give my good peoples
29. When the hell did Chia Pet's become soooo popular?
30. Where Im from you would give a person a Chia Pet if you didnt like them
31. Dave...as far as bullshit missions go, in the immortal words of The Ticallion Stallion...'We at odds til we even homie!'
32. That Knockouts was some straight up bullshit yo! At least mine didnt hit us up for no $$$, and yall did get to support black business and all
33. A guy in Washington nailed Santa Claus to a cross to protest the commercialization of Christamas
34. Cant really say that I blame him either
35. "You just saying that becuz I f%*ked you hard in the booty!"
36. Oh boy! The randomness one hear's in this big ol city o' mine!
37. There is apparently some Ashanti Christmas song that I really like
38. Still not quite sure how I feel about that
39. HoneyBiscuits you are big doodoo head for that lil stunt you pulled
40. I sold my old Ipod and bought a new 80GB one that holds 20,000 songs!!
41. Plus Ive already put 3 episodes of "Martin" in it!!!
42. Can you tell Im happy?
43. "Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up" - Pablo Picasso
44. And tis is why I simply refuse to "grow up"45. Random Fact of Life #3954 : Some people are just big stupid meanies who do nothing but hold others back and spew negative & hateful energy
46. Dont pay them no nevermind. Just do you!47. I think it should be against the law for ANYONE to even attempt to remake Donny's "This Christmas"
48. My Roomie is pretty friggin hilarious......Ear Bags and all
49. However our man vs. woman knockdown, dragout debates are classically epic and very well could warrant their own blog series
Me : Kendra did you just call me ugly?
Kendra : I shole did you ugly muthafucka!
51. LMAO......lifelong friends are simply the best I tell you!