2. Sometimes I do the most. Like when I drink 'til I throw up and pass out while standing up in bathroom stalls
3. Can you say "Excessive"?
4. What the hell was in Lena's jeezus juice anyways?
5. You would think that by age 30 I'd know better than to drink like a fish on an empty stomach but apparently not
6. Teej = World's Smartest Dummy
7. (I can just see your face now.) Dont worry Andy. Im cool.
8. HillBilly still aint shut their shit down yet?
9. Did they not get the memo that it's "Barack Time" or something?!?!?10. "You should get a beta. They are pretty easy to take care of. We had one that lived for years, even through a fire... until Eric fed him Velveeta. That's a pet care tip for you: no processed cheese food for fish" - Lesley
11. Do you think it's a coincidence that in the midst of all his Sean Bell protests, the US District Attorney has 'uncovered' that Al Sharpton supposedly owes $1.5 million in back taxes?
12. Trust me....if this is indeed the case, these fools ARE NOT just discovering this
13. Screw "Sex and The City" when is the "Girlfriends" movie come out?!
14. If I know your first and last name, more than likely I've googled you
15. It's simply what I do....dont ask me why
16. The Celts sure as hell are making this championship run hard I tell ya!17. "I love my nigga for the fact that he's real/and nobody on the faculty squeal/And if you facing capital pun(ishment)/then pass me a gun/and Imma give you time to run/while I rapidly peel!" - Jadakiss/Styles P "We Gon Make It"
18. Aint that some loyalty for your ass?!?!? Now that's what Im talking bout!
19. No Ronnie, it doesnt surprise me that Morehouse's 2008 Valedictorian is white. I mean Tiger Woods has been the world's best golfer for what? Like 10 years now? Shit had to even out somewhere I figure
20. People keep trying to "buy" me on myspace. It's kinda fun on facebook, but the myspace version looks wack
21. Why do they keep jacking facebook for their applications anyways?
22. Stop being a beatbiter and dope style taker Tom
23. OMG a cyclone in Myanmar killed 78,000 and a earthquake in China killed like 33,000
24. God Bless them all
25. We really gotta find a way to work better with Mama Earth. Im sure all these natural disasters are a result of us doing too much to the earth, ya know?
26. We all play a part yall....for real http://www.earthshare.org/get_involved/earth_saving_tips.html
27. "Did you ever stop to notice the crying Earth/The weeping shores?" - Michael Jackson "Earth Song"28. I swear I have never felt more loved at the hotel than when they wanted me to sign up to play basketball against our sister hotel
29. They dont even know if I can play or not!
30. Speaking of basketball.....when I wrote the blog about Candace Parker I never imagined in 122 years that she might actually lay eyes upon it
31. But thanks to the homie Chanteeeeezy she prolly will
32. I hope she sees the humor and satire in it
33. She really is the truth tho....setting a record for most points in a WNBA debut, plus she was 2 assists shy of a triple-double
34. *steps down from Candace's jock*
35. "You cant wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club!" - Jack London
36. I need to tattoo that shit on my forehead!
37. So this dude goes crazy, shoots his girlfriend 8 times, leads popo on a high speed chase that ends at a crowded park (where he promptly drives through the baseball field of people)! Then he jumps out the car, pretends to have a gun and screams "I want to be shot!".Needless to say he was white, therefore he didnt catch 50 shots. They just tasered him and took him into custody. Go figure! http://www.%20msnbc.%20msn.%20com/id/24522525
38. Thanks for passing that story along Michelle
39. You know those people who never send regular emails, just maaaaad forwards?
40. So yeah I think my mama is one of those people, bless her heart
41. Anyone (besides you *wink*) aware of where my current screen name is from?
42. I really aspire to be that shit
43. "This man ish is heavy, works on the nerves, you live to be a strong leader, protect and serve/But on the inside I long to be little me again, and see how it works when you have the lesson blended in" - Jaxon
44. Brother please believe I feel you!
45. I've DJ'ed the last two house parties Ive been to from my ipod!
46. Add DJ to the list of things Im gonna do too
47. Man....the Cubs might be really good this year. Dont worry they'll blow it in the post-season
48. Rude.com has thoroughly pissed me off with this pay shit
49. And to think....I almost didnt do 50 b/c I worry about people reading the stuff I write in these lists!50. "I mean what if they pulled a chick wit our pics...they cant fuck...cuz soon as they show up lookin like John Witherspoon.....its ova!!" - Vice Verse on dudes stealing our pics to use on their profiles