2. Unfortunately I believe myself to be 'one of them fishes' as well
3. But I honestly feel like I can 'un-fish' myself whenever I feel if someone would just occupy my shit and keep my ass stimulated.....continuously
4. 'Much too much for one, not enough for two' I tell you!
5. Dont mind me....just thinking out loud again
6. Listen Becky...or Katie or whatever the fuck your name is...Dont be all in face telling me how you wanna go the club that "the brothas" be at. Just say you have a preference for black men, mmkay?
7. White people trying to sound 'hip' HAS to be one of the greatest tragedies in the world I swear
8. Actually ANYONE not really down with and into the culture trying to speak it's language is pathetic
9. Why arent people content with being who they are?
10. "I'm an individual/I'm into individuality/Can't nobody be me/Can't nobody be you/God made everybody just the way that She wanted to!" Rachelle Ferrell "Individuality (Can I Be Me?)"
11. So our wonderfully fantastic government lied about when and how Pat Tillman died, eh?12. Anyone really surprised at that revelation?
13. So lets see...we have a guy that runs into a beauty salon and hits 4 elderly women over the head with a hammer.....then we have a guy that shoots up a church.....then we have the dumb broad who gives her 3 yr old weed and coke so she can laugh at him...
14. ...Top that off with the bridge collapsing in Minnesota.....4 kids in Jersey shot execution style right before they were to leave to go to college...and then some more coalminers trapped in Utah...
15. Okay...really.....WHAT........THE.............FUCK??!?!?!?!!?
16. Shit just makes you wanna curl up somewhere, cover you ears, and close you eyes really tightly, huh?
17. God bless them all
18. "I often wish that I could save everyone/but Im a dreamer" - Scarface "Smile"
19. Im not sure there has ever been a truer (is that a word?) lyric spoke
21. Have you ever been to a club so hot you had to take your shoes off?....b/c I sure as hell havent
22. So Jonesy tells me that we are going to see Stevie.....
23. ...and well......I just about came all over myself
24. Dude! Im fucking going to fucking see Stevie fucking Wonder!!!!!!!!!!
25. One of these off days Im just gonna pull out the whole Stevie collection, sit in the middle of my floor and just listen and absorb and be prepared to scream-sing my lungs out
26. That is gonna be surreal Im sure
27. "I dont wanna fight no more. Im pregnant.......and Im drunk!" - Ignorant Girl on BET's "We've Got To Do Better" AKA "Hot Ghetto Mess"
28. What do yall think of that show? I actually think it's hitting its intended mark of social commentary
29. She said that I should just fucking do what she says and not question it
30. LMAO......Obviously she doesnt know me very well!
31. If ever there were anyone that marched to the beat of his own drummer it is I
32. All I could think while I stood there and listened to him was 'Nigga where is your teeth?!?!!'
33. I have this one stubborn nose hair that is pissing me off
34. Really random I know
35. "Yea it sucks.... but he needs to put on his big boy underpants and deal with it" - Cassandra
36. No Sleep + Mad Stress + Shitty Eating Habits = BIG ASS MU'FUCKIN PIMPLE on the night of your event!
37. The red carpet afterparty was great and with that....I go right back in....
38. "Beauty Does Lie" documentary screening up next!
39. She literally lit his ass on fire.......then Eddie told her she made his pubic hair hard
40. LMBAO!!!......And I wish I were making that up!
41. I dont know if I have the patience for this surrogate parent shit
42. *Prays for more patience*
43. "'Said she got me on her ring tone'
'Are you talking about the pink phone?'
'Mmm mmm...the blue one'
'Man she told me that was turned off!'"
- R.Kelly & Usher "Same Girl"
44. Dave and I have had our very own "Same Girl" moment
45. Not that we were messing with the same girl like they were...it was more like "What's her name? And she stay where? Man I think thats the same chick!"
46. Did they really announce me at the wedding reception as 'Teej'??!?!?!!??
47. I think this list is a tad self indulgent
48. This is 3 lists in a row....that never happens! Next blog IS NOT going to be a list!
49. Why I felt an urgent need to finish this list at 5am I'll never know
50. "It's okay to be an asshole at times. Thats the way i see it.......Fuck nice!" - Ariette
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10. That album is wonderful.
15. This system is coming to an end. Satan is doing his thang and soon enough God is going to end it all. You better get your stuff together. The time is coming! The worse it gets, the closer we are.
21. I did on Saturday. But that's just because I had boots on and my feet were hurting. I had socks on too though. I'm not the oh-my-feet-hurt-so-I'm-going-to-walk-around-barefoot-on-this-nasty-a$$-floor type of girl.
22. Just saw him up close and personal at BBKings. You'll love him.
28. Haven't seen it yet. Should I?
2. i know someone else who is too...
3. not an easy task...but someone has to do, or just say fuck it
11. please tell me where you found this (want to read more about it...)
12. no
14a. do NOT forget the Jena 6!
21 not hot, but i have done it a many a day because my feet hurt and i don't do the messing up my feet...
28. im still refuse to watch that channel
50. truer words...
oh, by the by i was in your city this weekend...was actually gonna email ya, HOWEVER the funeral before, after and during was ntohign but drama therefore...yea no hanging in the Chi for me!
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