Mostly comprised of shit that passed through my head and shit I just needed to get off my chest. So peek into my mind, you may be surprised at what you may find.
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories: As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley. As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work. As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much. As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful. As a noun ...I don't give a fuck. As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible. And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot. Dismay ...Ahhh fuck it. Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now. Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy. Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question. Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that? Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here. Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off. Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
1. "Life is all about guns and roses/Bittersweet like friends and foes is/Some get left behind/Some get chosen...." - Lenny Kravitz (Jay-Z) "Guns N Roses"
2. Sometimes I swear Im only using like 6% of my capabilities
3. When I get to using like double digits please warn the world to look the fuck out!
4. Obviously I think VERY highly of myself
5. Speaking of which.......
6. Kanye apparently MURKED 50's ass in the soundscan sales
7. Chi-Town stand up!
8. FYI....this will be like a diet list
9. It appears that mugs get scared when they see it goes up to 50 items
10. "His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even.......knowledge, was foolproof" - JK Rowling
11. Told ya I think highly of myself....lol
12. Life's highs and lows can be amazing at times cant it?
13. So Angela and I have it out and she moves back in with her sister
14. Then my baby niece Teryn makes her way into the world
15. Mr. Leonard passes......RIP
16. I get to see Stevie live in concert....
17. ....and then I catch my breath!
18. What a rollercoaster ride but I suppose this is what life is about
19. Makes me wanna.....
20. "Zoom!/I'd like to fly far away from here/Where my mind can be fresh and clear....." - The Commodores "Zoom"
21. And by the way....Stevland jammed on the mu'fuckin one with the exception that he didnt do "As"
22. Im the Spammer? No no....I think it's apparent that YOU are the spammer!
23. So OJ's ass just stays sliding down razor blades into awaiting alcohol rivers it seems
24. He breaks in dude's room with guns drawn to steal his own shit back?
25. What the fuck is wrong with him?
26. Ive come to the realization that Im too old to be making what I make at the hotel and that it just wont do
27. My 20's were for learning....these here 30's Im finna embark on is for applying shit....word!
28. Late night inspiration is the best I tell ya!
29. Having an adult roomie that you actually get along with fucking kicks ass!
30. "Bitch, I'm not playin'! You gonna be the nine-toe havingest, limpin'est bitch in Harlem, you don't put that razor away!" - Quick "Harlem Nights"
1. "Thought about the game, sat back and assessed it/Niggas really think if they aint been arrested/Shot or locked up, that we aint interested/That aint all true, and that aint all you/And if it aint, aint no need to lie about it/Just because a nigga got the skills to sell dope/dont mean he got the same skills to rap about it" - Phonte (Little Brother) "Speed Racin'"
2. And thats just about the realest shit ever man.......word!
3. *chunks the duece to Alberto Gonzalez's punk ass*
4. What took them so long to get him up outta there anyways?
5. Yes 'Favorite Ex'....I've noticed that all my boys are either married, finna get married or having babies. Im very cognizant of this....believe me!
6. Dont worry....I wont get 'left behind'
7. I's just biding my time (as hard as it may be) til my something right comes along....I'll know it when it gets to me. I just gotta be patient
8. Anyone ever see ABC's show "What About Brian?"?..........yeah!
9. Fuck it...Im gonna sing Etta's "At Last" and mean the hell out of that shit one of these days
10. "Is it a dream (Is it a dream)/that Im throwing in the wishing well?/Im losing control, body and soul/standing here waiting for a train that may never come/I saw the sign/I read the book/ I should've had a second look.....Tell me who was fooling who?" - Incognito "Deep Waters"
11. Now what yall think yall know about that there?
12. So Nicole Richie pretty much gets a fucking tour of the jail (b/c 82 MINUTES is not a jail sentence) but the Jena 6 are getting football numbers thrown at them?
13. What part of the game is that? This is 2007, not 1957! They must've missed that memo in Jena, Louisiana though
14. Obviously we are gonna have to lean on 'em like we did for Shaquanda Cotton b/c this shit is just beyond ridiculous
15. Governor Kathleen Babineaux Blanco PO Box 94004 Baton Rouge, LA 70804-9004 Phone: (225) 342-0991 Fax: (225) 342-7099
District Attorney J. Reed "End your life with the stroke of a pen" Walters PO Box 1940 Jena, LA 71342-1940 Phone: (318) 992-8282 Fax: (318) 992-4731
16. Let's make some noise on Sept 20th yall....call, email, fax....do SOMETHING!!
17. Where my revolutionaries at? Time to get busy!
18. "Yo, we keep it type raw/and know exactly what we fight for/When the nightfall come, we in the right war/Cats who spill blood for a cause, not just because/Defy the authority and follow God's law's/Revolutionary entrepeneurs...." - Talib Kweli "This Means You"
19. Word!
20. These damn aches and pains is getting outrageous
21. Im simply not old enough for this shit yet!
22. HOLY SHIT!.....a simple X-Ray costs $300 and how much?
23. Dude I got health insurance and my health plan is STILL to not get sick!
24. Even the co-pay's are retarded
25. I still cant wrap my brain around the concept of a grown ass man stealing another man's pictures and passing himself off as the dude in the pictures
26. Work out your self esteem issues by ya damn self......leave me out of it son!
27. "Quit making pages and impersonating yourself...why you can't just be yourself? Why you gotta pretend to be...yourself?" - Nic
28. There are just certain things about myself I must come to grips with.....and me being a huge pack rat is one of them
29. Was 50 Cent aiming to look like a gorilla during his Rolling Stone photo shoot w/ Kanye?
30. Cuz if he was that shit worked to perfection!
31. Lessons the teenager is probably learning the hard way right now...... A. You should never mistake kindness for weakness B. EVERYONE has a point where they will have had enough C. Trust is very fragile....and it has nothing to do with Love
32. But in the meantime...........I shall enjoy my freedom
33. Why does it feel like I broke up with my girlfriend though?
34. I dunno about you...but personally I find it fucking hilarious when the ultra conserative, "traditional values" type Republicans dudes get caught tricking off....especially when its with other men like Idaho Senator Larry Craig or Florida's terrible twosome of Bob Allen & Mark Foley
35. "Word life, he preached righteousness and shit/And turned to be a hypocrite" -OC "Hypocrite"
37. I cant believe I endured being at Harpo Studios for 5 hours to sit through a "Ask Dr. Oz : Men's Edition" taping.....although it was very informative where was the favorite things show Okrah?!?!?!??
38. Ever feel alone with people all around you?
39. It happens to the best of us I suppose
40. So the one shot that I initially thought looked gay and/or like some corny R&B album cover (but has since grown on me) is the one that everybody apparently likes...
41. ...but the one that I thought was zany and artsy and cool, everyone is like "errrruhhhummmm..." b/c the make up artist put blue eye shadow on one of my eyes to make it that much more crazy and spacy....
42. ...whatever yall. I dont give a shit what none of yous got to say! lol
43. "Some guy is beating up Kid Ray!" - Girl in "Lean On Me"
44. When I told my cousin what I had the computer people do and how much they charged me : his only question was whether they pulled my pants down to my ankles or just to my knees
45. Speaking of gettin fucked.....Ive managed to not let amazon bend me over in quite sometime
46. Mind you I got this whole sodomy/slave to retail analogy thingy from Lesley...
47. ...who by the way is apparently my future wife if you let some of my friends tell it
48. I FINALLY saw the "Chocolate Rain" clip on you tube. Im pretty sure I just lessened my quality of life to some degree by doing so
49. Having to reinstall itunes and put back most of my music really blows big dirty monkey balls
50. "Im stuck in this basement, sitting on a tricycle/Girl getting on my nerves/Going outta my mind, I thought she was fine/Dont know if her body is hers" - Will Smith in "Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air"
*People keep tagging me and I keep sharing more and more TMI with yall.*
1. If I bump into something (wall, door jam) I always tell it outloud to 'Get off me!' and if I drop something I tell it 'Your mother is an astronaut!"
2. My brother and I stayed directly across the street from our grammar school for a number of years....coincidentally we were both tardy more than times than any person who stayed across the street from their school shoulda been.
3. I've always wanted to try cocaine, but Im afraid I will have a fatal heart attack or brain hemorage and die if I do so I wont.
4. When I was 5, my cat named Ty scratched me. I didnt quite know how to manage my anger then. I repeatedly threw Ty against a wall til my mama came and stopped me. I realize this was wrong, but I was mad. Ty ended up with a broke leg and brain damage. Sorry. I still have the scar on my elbow though.
5. I have a music quote tucked away in my head for pretty much ANY situation that could ever occur in this here life.
6. There was this one time when I was like 7 or so and my babysitter who I had a huge crush on had her friends over. They were chilling in the living room and I had to use the bathroom which was adjacent to the living room. Somehow I had it in my mind that they would associate the length of time that I pee'd with the length of my joint......as if they were even paying attention to me peeing.
7. I once threw something at my cousin in the house, missed him and broke a window. I was soooo not trying to tell my mama that I threw something and broke the window. I went outside and gathered every single sliver that I could and brought it back in the house and strategically placed the glass on the floor inside. Then I called the police, said someone threw a rock in from the outside, filled out a police report and got away with it.
8. As I type this shit at 1am I am eating a jumbo Kosher Dill pickle that I bought on a total impulse. At times I am bad about impulse buyer.
9. Im a grow-er and not a show-er.
10. As of late I've been having "The Pee Dream" alot. (You know....where you dream you are at the toilet so you let go. Do women have this dream?) Anyways, most times I catch myself. But there has been a time or two where.....eh, not so much.
.....America you are such a fucking hypocrite! (But what's new, right?)
Cruelty to animals is cruelty to animals. Period.
It is my suspicion that b/c Vick is being accused of harming America's favorite pet AKA 'Man's Best Friend' you are making the huge deal of this that you are. And that's not to downplay the things that he is accused of. From the sounds of it, it was some pretty inhumane shit going down but still......
If he were accused of say.....hunting deer w/o a license or some shit would he be okay? Is that what you're saying? You ever seen the movie 'Faces of Death'? The way that Cows, Chickens, Pigs and Fish are captured and tortured is no more better than what they say Vick and his boys did, but because we eat those things that's okay? Cosmetics and all other sorts of chemicals and shit are tested on animals daily....where is the big hoopla about that? I could go on but you get the point, right?
And then there are those who say Vick's playing career is finished b/c of this. Who would ever take a chance on a guy like him, right? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT! This is America!! The land of second chances! Just today there was a story in the paper about a Priest in downstate Illinois who was convicted of having sexual relations with 4 underage girls in 1996. He was sentenced to 9 yrs in prison, only served 5, but guess what? His ass got another mu'fuckin job preaching. Hell, his parishioners where more upset about his remarrying (b/c apparently Priest aren't supposed to do that!) than the fact that he had been convicted of molesting 4 underage girls. But I digress.
I hate the way some shit is taken and ran with and made a huge fucking deal over while other shit is not given the time of day. Dogfighting is not humane! Fucking shooting an animal for sport is not humane! Testing chemicals and shit on animals is not humane! Does PETA picket hunting clubs? When was the last protest in front of Estee' Lauder? But for a couple weeks you couldn't pull they ass from in front of the Falcons' training camp facility.
So whats the difference America? And why aren't you all up in arms over THAT shit that happens every single day?
P.S. There is a whole 'nother angle of Vick being a superstar black athlete that I coulda used in writing this but I chose not to go there although I think it's worth mentioning b/c you gotta wonder what the coverage of this would be like if he weren't a SBA.
1. "She said 'you one of them fishes, I know your mind switches' and...." - Common "Break My Heart"
2. Unfortunately I believe myself to be 'one of them fishes' as well
3. But I honestly feel like I can 'un-fish' myself whenever I feel if someone would just occupy my shit and keep my ass stimulated.....continuously
4. 'Much too much for one, not enough for two' I tell you!
5. Dont mind me....just thinking out loud again
6. Listen Becky...or Katie or whatever the fuck your name is...Dont be all in face telling me how you wanna go the club that "the brothas" be at. Just say you have a preference for black men, mmkay?
7. White people trying to sound 'hip' HAS to be one of the greatest tragedies in the world I swear
8. Actually ANYONE not really down with and into the culture trying to speak it's language is pathetic
9. Why arent people content with being who they are?
10. "I'm an individual/I'm into individuality/Can't nobody be me/Can't nobody be you/God made everybody just the way that She wanted to!" Rachelle Ferrell "Individuality (Can I Be Me?)"
11. So our wonderfully fantastic government lied about when and how Pat Tillman died, eh?
12. Anyone really surprised at that revelation?
13. So lets see...we have a guy that runs into a beauty salon and hits 4 elderly women over the head with a hammer.....then we have a guy that shoots up a church.....then we have the dumb broad who gives her 3 yr old weed and coke so she can laugh at him...
14. ...Top that off with the bridge collapsing in Minnesota.....4 kids in Jersey shot execution style right before they were to leave to go to college...and then some more coalminers trapped in Utah...
16. Shit just makes you wanna curl up somewhere, cover you ears, and close you eyes really tightly, huh?
17. God bless them all
18. "I often wish that I could save everyone/but Im a dreamer" - Scarface "Smile"
19. Im not sure there has ever been a truer (is that a word?) lyric spoke
20. Am I the only one who thinks Ne-Yo is stalking that poor girl in his song " Do You (Think Of Me)"?
21. Have you ever been to a club so hot you had to take your shoes off?....b/c I sure as hell havent
22. So Jonesy tells me that we are going to see Stevie.....
23. ...and well......I just about came all over myself
24. Dude! Im fucking going to fucking see Stevie fucking Wonder!!!!!!!!!!
25. One of these off days Im just gonna pull out the whole Stevie collection, sit in the middle of my floor and just listen and absorb and be prepared to scream-sing my lungs out
26. That is gonna be surreal Im sure
27. "I dont wanna fight no more. Im pregnant.......and Im drunk!" - Ignorant Girl on BET's "We've Got To Do Better" AKA "Hot Ghetto Mess"
28. What do yall think of that show? I actually think it's hitting its intended mark of social commentary
29. She said that I should just fucking do what she says and not question it
30. LMAO......Obviously she doesnt know me very well!
31. If ever there were anyone that marched to the beat of his own drummer it is I
32. All I could think while I stood there and listened to him was 'Nigga where is your teeth?!?!!'
33. I have this one stubborn nose hair that is pissing me off
34. Really random I know
35."Yea it sucks.... but he needs to put on his big boy underpants and deal with it" - Cassandra
36. No Sleep + Mad Stress + Shitty Eating Habits = BIG ASS MU'FUCKIN PIMPLE on the night of your event!
37. The red carpet afterparty was great and with that....I go right back in....
38. "Beauty Does Lie" documentary screening up next!
39. She literally lit his ass on fire.......then Eddie told her she made his pubic hair hard
40. LMBAO!!!......And I wish I were making that up!
41. I dont know if I have the patience for this surrogate parent shit
42. *Prays for more patience*
43. "'Said she got me on her ring tone'
'Are you talking about the pink phone?'
'Mmm mmm...the blue one'
'Man she told me that was turned off!'"
- R.Kelly & Usher "Same Girl"
44. Dave and I have had our very own "Same Girl" moment
45. Not that we were messing with the same girl like they were...it was more like "What's her name? And she stay where? Man I think thats the same chick!"
46. Did they really announce me at the wedding reception as 'Teej'??!?!?!!??
47. I think this list is a tad self indulgent
48. This is 3 lists in a row....that never happens! Next blog IS NOT going to be a list!
49. Why I felt an urgent need to finish this list at 5am I'll never know
50. "It's okay to be an asshole at times. Thats the way i see it.......Fuck nice!" - Ariette
1. "...man....Man....MAN!/If my manager insults me again/I will be assaulting him/After I fuck the manager up/then Im going to shorten the register up/....look at my check!/Wasnt no scratch/....this fucking job cant help him/So I quit/Yall welcome!" - Kanye West "Spaceship"
2. Yup! In a minute peoples.....in a cool minute I tell you
3. My computer is on its last leg apparently
4. It rarely tolerates me sitting in my gmail
5. Anyone ever bought a new computer and had to switch over all their stuff? How does that work exactly?
6. WTF is up with my appetite this last week or so?
7. I mean where did it run to?
8. Yall think Nicole Richie gon be in the same "jail" that Paris was in?
9. Ol pampered ass hoes!
10. "Yeah sorry...I know Im the 'concierge' and all, but I really dont feel like talking to people today. Please leave me the fuck alone. Thanks." - Me at work
11. At least it felt good to say under my breath
12. How I let myself get sucked into facebook-dom I'll never know
13. hehehe....Tori.....hehehehe
14. Somehow I dont think it's a coincidence that "Read A Book" got taken down from youtube for Viacom's 'Copyright infringement' laws or whatever
15. I aint saying its a C-O-N-spiracy, but I betcha Miss Peachez' 'Fry That Chicken' or the 'Why Must I Cry' dude shit stay up forever ever
16."..try to bring 'em life, but muthfuckas want dead" - Jay-Z "Young G's"
17."...aint that bleak on they part?/(Shhh!)/But let me hold it down/cuz they shut you down/when you speak from your heart/Now that's hard!...." - Andre 3000 (Outkast) "Babylon"
18. Surprisingly enough though, BET played "Read A Book" out the blue though
19. Angela spent the better part last week at her sister and friends house
20. I might even miss the teenager a tad
21. But I dont miss the yelling about the TV volume, not picking up after herself, or hair in the sink...............at all!
22. Do Barack and Hillary have to go sooooooo hard at each others throats?
23. Amber C. said the white boy had suicide doors on an electric blue '95 Oldsmobile.......
24. ..........on 55th and Cottage Grove!
25. I blame rap music
26. Okay not really I dont but there are certainly people who do
27. "And now they callin on the government to try and make somebody quiet for the bullshit they done to me/Gangsta Nip, Spice 1 or 2Pac never gave a gun to me/So gangsta rap ain't done shit for that/I've even seen white folks from River Oaks go get the gat/So why you tryin kick some dust up?/America's been always known for blaming us niggas for they fuck-ups/And we were always considered evil/Now they tryin to bust our only code of communicating with our people.." - Scarface "Hand Of The Dead Body" (1994)
29. Actually you cant really blame rap. You can however blame dumb ass followers who cant think for themselves
30. I hate a fucking follower with a passion
31. Rebel you brainless bastards.....rebel!
32. Man what's up with the NBA players getting stuck for they papers as of late?
33. So the Buttercup likes ze lists, eh?
34. I originally planned for this to be a shortened list a la my Immense Lesley but alas....I cant shut the fuck up!
35."My next guest is a low life pimp I wouldnt trust to wash my car, but yall done elected him city official...." - Don Cheadle as Ralph Waldo 'Petey' Greene in "Talk To Me"
36. Go see that shit yall
37. Did we really have a indepth conversation as to what a "phatty" is?
38. Isnt people 'leaving' myspace and then coming back like the equivalent of rappers 'retiring'?
39. Ultimately this life is about balancing your wants and needs
40. Yeah the wants are nice....but dont neglect your needs
41. Thought I wasnt gon know that french shit huh Divina?
42. Common's new joints IS bananas, B.A.N.A.N.A.S.......but Im reluctant to say it's better than"Be"
43. "Im doing things I've never done for anyone's attention/Take notice of whats in front of you cuz did I mention/You're about to miss a good thing/and you''ll never know how good it feels to have all of my affection/And you'll never get a chance to experience my loving /Cuz my luvin feels like.......oooooooh" - Alicia Keys "You Dont Know My Name"
44. Am I crushing again?........Hmmmmmm
45. The child just gets me I think
46. BA said the lady asked "is an extra large bigger than a large?"........and was like dead serious!
47. It is my belief that it should be totally legal to immediately shoot someone who displays such a high level of utter and sheer stupidity
48. ...or we can send them to live in the U.A.S.S.(United American States of Stupidity), right Geli?
49. Statewide smoking ban in all public places?......oh how my lungs thank you Mr. Blagojevich!
50. "3000? Imma tell you like this now.....dont mess it up for everybody. Greyhound dont float on water!" - Big Boi in "Hey Ya" video
1. "It's time for me to live off the love that I sing about in my songs/See listen, I wanna walk down the aisle to my song/I want the first dance to be to my song/And I wanna make love to my song/I wanna have babies to my song/I wanna cry when I'm singing my song/I wanna say 'Damn it's too good....its too good to be my song!!!'......" - Gerald Levert "In My Songs"
2. Gerald really put his drawers in this album....God bless him
3. Not that Im condoning dogfighting (b/c Im not), but does PETA get all into the hunting industry's ass as well....b/c hunting for sport sure seems pretty un-fucking-ethical to me
4. And how dare Russell Simmons be quick to judge Mike Vick and suggest all coroprations involved with him disassociate themselves?
5. Damn Russ.....he was only indicited......can they at least find him guilty first?
6. What would life be without sex and music?
7. *shivers at the thought*
8. Ol simpleton ass muthafuckas!
9. Just checking to see if it is indeed 2007 b/c I swear I seen a dude with fingerwaves
10. "You cant teach algebra to 1st graders. No matter how hard you try. They are not gonna get it" - BA
11. Im not crazy...I knew my apple jacks were shaped weird
12. Dontcha just love the randomness of these lists?
13. Im pretty fucking pathetic
14. ....and I know why
15. At least I started working out with my Taebo abs again
16. "Wipe Me Down" and "Do The Heisman On Dat Hoe" are running neck and neck for my current favorite ghetto song
17. "Shoulders...Chest...Pants....Shoes!" - Lil Boosie "Wipe Me Down"
18. "If her breath stank/Do the Heismann on dat hoe!" - Dem Heisman Boyz "Do The Heisman..."
19. What mindlessness...and this is what they choose to play on the radio?
20. Man wait....she called me Dave's sidekick!
21. And I know Dave is that dude and all but dammit Im no one's sidekick
23. btw.....I love Tori's blogs.....if only she blogged more ;)
24. Somehow I think we'll prove to be each other's muses
25. Did the paper really say that the Priest was paying for and lavishing a male stripper with gifts and money?
26. What in the......?
27. "Mercy mercy me/Things aint what they used to be...." - Marvin Gaye "Mercy Mercy Me"
28. Lor and I Talking on the phone like we used to and catching up was the best
29. The free 'Live @ The BBQ' concert with Little Brother, Bilal and Blackstar was hot but Bilal definitely should went before Little Brother
30. I couldnt believe Bilal didnt drink Hennessey and end up scream-singing while laying on the floor like normal
31. Okay seriously....who the hell just brings Chilly Willy up in conversation out the clear blue sky?
32. 8am burritos?......eh, not such a good idea
33. This latest Harry Potter book just broke all kinds of records selling 8.3 million copies in the first 24 hours
34. I know I may lose a couple of yall with this but I've never really gave half a shit about Harry Potter...I mean somehow I just never managed to see the big fucking deal...but that's just me
35. "Ha, I am a fighter and a lover/I'm the freaky baby daddy, I'm a bad motherfucker /I'm the earth, wind, fire, and the thunder/I said I am, go ask my mother!/You don't believe that shit believe what you want to" - Mos Def "Ghetto Rock"
36. So I was eating applesauce while naked and watching 'Martin', right?....(talk about Heaven!).....anyways you ever drop cold applesauce on you nether-regions?
37. I know I been doing too much and putting my body thru it as of late with all this lack of sleep and all but Im in grind mode
38. Yet in still I need to find my balance in hustling but doing right by my body before my body shuts my shit the fuck down
39. Oh Teej you have such a potty mouth!
40. A pitbull raping a baby?....Giving a toddler an e pill?......WTF?
41. I just cant wrap my brain around some shit
42. Like literally....WHAT THE FUCK????
43. "Read a book muthafucka...Read a book!/Not the sports page, not a magazine/ But a book nigga, a fucking book nigga!/Yo body needs water so drink that shit!..Yo body needs water so drink that shit!/Raise yo kids muthafucka raise yo goddamn kids!..Raise yo kids muthafucka raise yo goddamn kids!" - Notarapper "Read A Book" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8)
44. I dunno what but this list is missing something...I dunno if I like this one
45. Cassandra...never again under any circumstances, k?
46. Have I ever mentioned how much politics suck muddy monkey nuts?
47. The bus driver pulled the bus over to take a call on his cell phone.....twice!
48. Now I know I dont need to tell yall what the bus driver's ethnicity was, right?
49. "...fucked meway the fuck up"/"I should be doing some laundry.......fuck somelaundry!" - Lesley
50. I wonder if Lesley remembers where Jesus is located ;)
So the (white) 80 yr old ex-chairman of Roger Williams University in Bristol, Rhode Island has recently come under fire for using the word 'Nigger' during a board meeting in May saying it "kind of slipped out". Under pressure to diversify his board Ralph Papitto used the term to describe blacks. He probably said some shit like (, and Im para-phrasing here...) 'Now I gotta put a nigger or two on the board to get the diversity people off my back'......or something like that Im sure.
He said he had never used the term before. “The first time I heard it was on television and then rap music or something,” Papitto said in an interview on WPRO-AM. “I apologized for that,” he continued, “What else can I do? Kill myself?”
Why yes Ralph Papitto. That's exactly what you can do......Go kill yourself for that dumb ass lie!
You heard it on TV and then 'rap music or something'??!?!?!!
Dude you are fucking 80!!! That means 50 yrs ago in 1957 you were 30 and it was waaaaaaay more than PC to call black people 'Nigger' back then. So there aint nobody with half a fucking brain buying that you never heard the word til rap music. And where do you get off trying to use rap as your scapegoat anyhow? I guess it kinda worked for Imus so you figured what the hell, right?
Please Mr. Papitto....keel the fuck over and croak RIGHT NOW!
"I was the worst/I usta switch chicks everyday/Had niggas mad for real/like 'I wish he was gay!' - Jay Z "Hey Papi"
Ha....well not so much with the former (switching chicks everyday), but apparently definitely with the latter (folks wishing i were gay).......
The convo always goes like this....
Her : Can I ask you something? Me : Go ahead
*Mind you I already know where this going. I hate to say Im used to it, but I see it coming from a million miles away. It's like they trying to ration in their head that SOMETHING must be up with me b/c Im damn near to good to be true or something*
Her : Promise not to get mad? Me : I promise... Her : Okay....(PREGNANT PAUSE)......Are you gay? Me : No Her : Bi? Me : Nope Her : You sure?
YEAH NIGGA IM SURE! ..............THE FUCK??!?!?
Okay so for the record. Once and for all, to anyone who may care to know : Im not gay...nor bi...nor bi-curious..nor on the DL....nor have I ever experimented with a man...nor have I ever wanted to experiment with a man or any of that. And while I do consider myself one of the 'Stars of the Freak Show' (as one sex astrology website put it), my freakdom's line is drawn at another man. That's a line that I wont cross. Point blank. Period.
Now I do realize that Im nothing like you've ever seen in your whole whole life. I believe they call it an anomaly or something. Im just not the stereotypical black male you see plastered all over your tv and movie screens or whatever. I dont really do all the macho bravado, instead I just opt to do me and what comes naturally. I smile at old people. Little kids make me blush. Im expressive dammit. Shit I'll even go so far as to agree with the 8yr old (http://teejsays.blogspot.com/2005/04/gentle-teej.html) in that the boy is gentle. Yeah I said that shit. I hate raising my voice. My demeanor is just different I tell you.
But damn do I gotta be gay? Can a nigga just be?!?!?! And no Im not mad at anyone. I'd rather you just ask it if it's on your mind than to just assume the shit to be, then tell someone else that shit (b/c that has happened before), and then go on bout your business like it's nothing. And while you're at it...pick up bell hooks' book "We Real Cool". It's all about black men and what is perceived to be their proper masculinity. Talk about some shit I identify with. (http://teejsays.blogspot.com/2005/04/bell-hooks.html)
"It's the return of da gangsta/thanks to/them niggas that get the wrong impression of expression then the question is/ 'what's up (TJ)?/Is he in a cult?/On drugs?/Is he gay?/When yall gon wake up?/When yall gon break up?'/Nigga Im feeling better then ever!/What's wrong with YOU?/You get down!!" - Andre 3000 (Outkast) "Return Of Da 'G'"
1. "We are all here on a particular path/you dont need a cirriculum to know that you are part of the math/Cats think Im delirious/but Im so damn serious/That's why I expose my soul to the globe, the world!/Im trying to make it better for these little boys and girls/ Im not just another individual/my spirit is a part of this/Thats why I get spiritual...." J. Ivy (Kanye West F/ Jay Z "Never Let You Down"
2. I realize I've been neglectful of my blog
3. ...but sometimes life happens faster than I can write about it
4. Lor and Les are gonna enjoy their trip across the pond Im sure
5. To anyone at my job who may read this and know that they are one of the (seemingly) many people who talk about me behind my back : YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND WRITE A LOVE SONG ABOUT IT!.....THANKS!
6. And speaking of said job.....In my new state of 'not really giving a fuck'-ness, it's really hard to bite my tongue and not cuss out a guest (or for that matter, a co-worker) when they get out of line with me
7. They do try me, but they shall'nt have my joy!
8. Jai I must thank you again. You really held me down!
9. And you're right I suppose...he does say 'Hey Baby Baby' as opposed to the 'Bang Bang Bang' that I was hearing......How much did we bet?
10. "Over the years I been up and on my toes/and yes I seen thangs like Kilroy/chill boy because them folks might think you soft talkin like that/man fuck them niggaz!/I’m goin off and comin right back/like boomerangs when you throw em/with these old ghetto poems....I’m willin to go the extra kilo-meter/just to see my senorita/get her pillow on the side of my bed where no girl ever stayed...." Andre 3000 (Outkast) "Jazzy Belle"
11. Anyone else find Akon's voice very similar to noise?
12. I locked out Angela's favorite video channel b/c she pissed me off
13. Pretty petty I know but it felt sooooooo good
14. Needless to say that I have a ways to go with this parenting thing
15. So these niggas think 'burying' the 'N-WORD'' will make niggas stop saying it?!?!?!??!
16. If you niggas @ the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF COLORED PEOPLE (And why the fuck is 'Colored' STILL in your title anyways?!?!?!) dont concentrate on some shit a little more important to us 'colored' people like say maybe the steady flow of drugs and guns into the community, or maybe the the fucking unemployment rate, or maybe the incarcenration rate, or maybe hypertension or any other disease that affects us disproportionately, or maybe gentrification, or maybe freeing Assata & Mumia or SOMETHING more productive than trying to get people to stop saying a fucking word.....you niggas cant be serious!!!!!!!
18. "You'd sell ya own mama for a piece of a crumb/A piece of the crunk?/That aint even where you from!/You's a follower/That's right a fucking follower!" - Rhymefest "Dynomite"
19. I totally expected to come back from LA with a review blog of some sorts.....but that shit is a blur now
20. There was a lot of drinking, alot of partying, and I was able to see alot of friends, but for as many friends as I saw...there were more that I didnt :(....... a whole damn week and I STILL ran out of time
21. Rapping along to Jay-Z and Beanie Sigel's "Where Have You Been?", which is a song about addressing a deadbeat dad, next to BA on the ride home from Maryland was surreal to say the least
22. After seeing Michael Moore's "Sicko" Im pretty sure I will eventually move to Canada
23. Im also pretty sure that the Republican party WILL hire someone to kill him as well
24. I implore you all to go see "Sicko"...it is really eye opening!
25. "You just cant go around killin these bitches.....as bad as they get on your nerve. You just cant do that!" - Anonymous 1 on the recent rash of dumb dudes killing their spouses
26. "Yo you see me by these mailboxes? Cuz I DE LIV ER!!!!!" - Anonymous 2
27. I cant stop listening to Little Brother's "The Listening"
28. Believe it or not...it's better than "The Minstrel Show" in the same way that "Off The Wall" is better than "Thriller".....at least to me anyways
29. I know you're down.....but when you gon get up?
30. My bills have conspired to kick my ass.....and boy are they doing a number on me!
31. Man I shole do wish that ever elusive big bag of money thats supposed to fall out the sky and 'ka-plunk' me on the head would come and get to gettin already!
32. I wish I could afford to buy a damn book or CD soon....Im going thru withdrawl!
33. I pray that my friend Wanda fully recovers from her surgery
34. Pia and Kania my prayers are with you and yours too
35. "Do what you need to regain your fire! Yell and Scream! Scream and Cuss! Cuss and Fight......Just stop being so damn uninspired" - Val's Poem
36. Motivation is fleeting to say the least
37. It only took one day of working on the set of BET's 'College Hill' to fully understand why BET is the way it is......just one day I tell you!
38. Them niggas!
39. There is an 73 yr old farmer in India who has vowed to not get married until he passes his high school exams (normally given to 15 yr olds). The only problem is he has failed the test 38 years in a row.
40. But hey.....at least he's persistent, right?
41. This wanna be beard trying to grow on my face makes me feel rugged
42. For absolutely no reason at all........'M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-humpback-humpback-I'
43. "When my mind's void you're my joy/You're the dream when I sleep/And hey...I'm for ya/yeah I adore ya/you're everything that I need/And I love how you love me/If I'm made for you/You're made for me/ It's too good to be /So tell me what we're gonna do now...." - Joss Stone "Tell Me What We're Gonna Do Now"
44. So my good friend Beautiful Cooper is definitely being deployed to Iraq next month..nevermind the fact that she's a single mom with 3 small kids who need her
45. Fucking sucky ass government.....b/c my ass woulda surely be somewhere in the Canadian Underground Railroad right now
46. Send good energy yall please
47. Your habits become who you are therefore if you know you have a bad habit by all means do your best to break that shit
48. The last 2 Swank parties have been a tad off for various reasons
49. "Suck my clit.....suck my clit....UGH.....JUICE IN YA FACE!.....JUICE IN YA FACE!" - Angie's impromptu song
50. I figure if Lil Kim can make a song called "Suck My Dick"...then Angie can make "Suck My Clit/Juice In Ya Face"
My bank account is stupid overdrawn and Im not stressing it. Havent shed one shred of worry about it.
Im unusually calm and I dont know why. Im not worried about shit I damn well oughta be worried about. Best I can do to describe it is comparing it to Peter from Office Space. Remember when he just fell into that trance and kinda walked around in a whimsical daze?
I kinda felt it and was aware of it, but my friend Yayah confirmed it for me. She confirmed what I already knew yet hadnt had verbalized. I feel a change a-coming but I cant quite put my hand on it just yet.
This week long excursion to LA has opened my eyes to a few things. My dealings with my life, my career and hell even.....women. It's like I was subconsciously paying attention and reassessing shit while partying and relaxing. So many of my friends are doing their thing. Pursuing their dreams (Evita) and reaping the benefits of taking chances (Carlos) and my nose and eyes and heart are open to it now. Now more than ever.
Im back to my daily grind, but its different.
And it will stay different. This I will see to. My visualization boards will see to that as well. (Thanks for the inspiration Rho.)
Mike Nifong falsely accuses 4 white boys from Duke's Lacrosse team of rape and he is disbarred. Now mind you he merely accused them. They didnt go to trial. They didnt get convicted. And they sure as hell didnt serve any time for some shit they didnt do. They were just accused.....oh and suspended from the Lacrosse team (...God forbid!) So ol Mikey Boy, the overzealous DA with political ambitions gets this case and jumps on it rather quickly and honestly a tad too aggressively for the (white) people's taste in North Cackalack it seems. So yeah...Mikey kinda withholds some evidence here. Neglects to mention a thing or two there to the defense attorneys. Ya know...cuts a couple corners for the greater good of the people. Nothing wrong with that, right? But the only problem now is....these boys didnt do it. Their lives are ruined. Families embarrassed. Emotional distress. Mental distress. Every other type of distress you can think of b/c they were falsely accused. And Mikey has to pay. Shit someone has to, right?
That's all fine and dandy but.....
What about the Ford Heights Four? They were falsely accused, tried and convicted of gang raping and murdering a lady, then murdering her fiance. Turns out the town police were in kahootz with the real offenders and didnt wanna arrest them b/c it would fuck up their heroin and crack ring they ran together. What happened to that DA?
What about Anthony Porter being accused of murdering a couple? Damn the evidence. Damn it all. He came within 48 hours of being executed for a crime he didnt commit. And what happened to those that saw his prosecution through? Well, the then head of the state's attorney's office is now the mayor of Chicago.
What about Darryl Hunt? Again he was falsely accused, tried and convicted of rape and murder after he was falsely identified by an fucking ex-KKK member (who of course has all the credibility in the world)!!!!! Hell he was kept in prison 9 whole years AFTER DNA evidence proved he didnt do it! No one from the arresting officers to the prosecutors to the judge on his case were ever reprimanded for false imprisonment.
Those are just a 3 of the thousands whose lives were interrupted and most times destroyed for FALSE IMPRISONMENT....not just being falsely accused. The fact that all 3 of the above examples are black men in contrast to the 4 white boys from Duke isnt the point (at least not so much it isnt).
And so...this is why I cram to understand you (Uncle) Sam.
****A friend forwarded this to me and after reading it I had to share it. This is EVERYTHING I wanted to say in my "Why Are You Single" post, but couldnt express. I dunno who the brother that wrote this is but damn...talk about hitting it right on the head!!! Peep....****
I get asked all the time why I am single. The answer is never simple to answer.
Many people's lives revolve around finding the "one". In the process, most seem to not be actually ready for the "one" and end up finding many people that end up being wrong.
My life is no different until now. I have been with many girls that were not right for me. I however have seen the qualities in people that I recognize as being qualities that I would like my girl to have.
My girl has to be intelligent and has to celebrate that. In other words, I dont feel the type of girl that is intelligent but acts flaky. Many guys like that, but to me it is a turn off. If you are smart, act like you are, women with opinions are queens in my book.
Attitude is great, you have to have something about you that gives you flare; something that seperates you from most.
My girl is not only interested in me but if I like something, she would love to know why I am interested in it. My girl loves everything about me, including my interests, whether those interests are hers or not.
My girl is loyal to death! I have learned through trial and error that many girls (men as well) are not loyal. If something they thought better came along, they are gone as quickly as they came. I mos def would not settle down with a girl unless I felt she was loyal.
Part of being a queen is to know your role. Your role is not to try and stand in front of me, nor stand behind me, it is to stand right beside me as we chase after our dreams.
My future wife isnt all about trying to impress nobody, she knows she is the shit and is comfortable and confident in herself.
I do not chase after love, I am trying to chase after my own dreams. Relationships take a tremendous amount of time commitment that I do not feel I can give at this point. I feel I am worthy of love, just like any person is...but it is just not my time.
Love thyself, for you cannot rely on others to fullfill your own happiness. When you rely on someone else to give you a false sense of happiness, if it ends, it is traumatic...if you were happy within yourself you wouldnt fall so hard afterwards.
Why can't we find the right "one"...?
They are out there, remember, you will find the right "one" when you are ready for them to enter your life.
Make them wait...
If they truly cared for you, they would wait for you!
I challenge you to celebrate your independence and put yourself 1st for awhile. If you can not support yourself, how can you expect to support a spouse and raise a family.
1. "...it's for you so baby wont you lay it down/I'm gonna give you peace of mind/Come here lady lay it down/Let your soul be light..." - Dwele "Lay It Down"
2. I hate listing back to back but what the hey......some shit is just necessary!
3. Indiana Wine Fest 2007 = What's hot in the streets!
4. Who knew it would be so friggin hot in Indy?
5. Long sleeve black tee and black jeans werent gonna cut it...
6. It was determined that an emergency trip to the mall for more sensible gear was in order
7. Lor put me up on the term FUPA
8. So that's what that is called, eh?
9. "1,2,4,18,23" - Lesley's pre-picture countdown
10. The advancement of Lesley's ass is going well and me grabbing a handful of it with her encouragement proved it beyond a shadow of a doubt ;)
11. But Andrea's ass is indeed the new phenomenom!
12. "....as long as yall aint got me smoking no dope!" - Auntie Carla
13. I didnt get my pancakes, but shit...we just didnt have time
14. 6 plus hours of wine drinking and 2 hours of hookah session will tire your ass out son!
15. I cant believe we had a hookah smoking contest....Speaking of which....Cassandra you are a cheater!
16. My 25 second pull was only bested by Cassandra's earth shattering 31 second pull...Ol iron lunged ass...Im so glad we got to hang out finally though
17. And that I suppose....is the Indy trip recap
18. "...I'm goin through changes/A grown-ass man/I done paid my dues/Learn the rules lil' homey/you could be one too/Niggas know ain't no tellin what he gon' do/But recognize young bruh I'ma do it for you/You know why?/We all stars and we highly evolved..." The Roots "Star"
19. My 92 year old great-grandmother getting on an airplane next month had me worried...
20. ...but then I saw her jump up and get on the dance floor at my cousin's wedding and now Im not so worried
21. I knew it was too much coverage of that bank robbery for them fools not to get caught
22. That $50,000 reward was bound to make somebody start talking
23. Plus this fool was braggin on it, pointing himself out in the newspaper article about it and all....dumb ass
24. I hope they throw all 3 of them up under the fucking jail
25. God Bless Tremaine Gibson, Angelique's Grandad, and Tony Thompson
26. Were the MTV Movie Awards any good?
27. "Most people have the will to win, but few have the will to prepare to win! " - Bobby Knight
28. For some reason I obviously think I dont really need sleep.....I sure as hell have been going w/o it alot as of late
29. B called me a 'Myspace Legend'
30. I mean sure...from the outside looking in...my page does seem to have a lot of traffic and all...but 'Legend'? That's just ridiculous
31. Tom and Tila Tequila are the only myspace legends I know
32. Who the fuck are the Republicans running for president?
33. I decided that the previous blog's format was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much
34. Keith Murray's next album is gonna be called Rap-Murr-Phobia?
35. Good Gosh that is fucking amazingly WACK!
36. "They shooting!/but nobody dying/somebody better put somebody body/on somebody iron/sometime soon or somebody lying/I aint buying that shit you shoveling/I aint ducking nothing for nothing cousin/I’m too tall to act small" - Jay Z "PSA 2"
37. Why is Paris Hilton's first day of jail news on fucking CNN?
38. I mean.....isnt that just preposterous?
39. FYI....it doesnt look as if I spelled that word right to me, but dictionary.com says I did
40. Listing is fucking beautiful!
41. Jones said that one day Im gonna surf myspace til I ' come to the page that says "You have reached the end of MySpace. Goodbye."'
42. I was on the floor laughing at that shit I swear
43. "Dont you dare tell me that the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon!" - Unknown
44. And that is about the realest shit I've heard in a while!
45. This list came together too fast and therefore doesnt feel right to me
46. 'ello my love'
47. So Im saying yall....I got a lil more than a week left to raise this money
1. "If you're lyin', keep on lyin' Don't tell the truth, don't you dare You can't drop me, 'cause you still got me After takin' me way up there" - Average White Band "If I Ever Lose This Heaven"
2. Now what yall think yall know about some AWB!?!?!? 3. FYI...this particular list is gonna be sprinkled with more quotes than normal
4. My peeps have been supplying me with that hot fiyah son!
5. Reason # 457842689 to strangle a teenager : Did she take my brand new stunna shades that I just bought at The Silver Room and aint had a chance to rock yet?
6. Not to mention the fact that she got me for my Twix too!
7. "Though Jim Jones wasn't a serial killer I just find it terribly disturbing that he would take an important drink like Kool-Aid and turn it into something
SO AWFUL" - Jennifer
8. Damn...so no Jazzy Jeff and no Wood Harris? 9. Im really glad I didnt go to that shit then! 10. Thats what I get for commenting on a blog I didnt read 11. Now it looks like Im taking sides when Ive always tried to remain neutral 12. And straight up man....
13. "It's natural to fall off
just land close to the tree
I'll be there if they need me to be..."
- Pos(De La Soul) "Trying People"
14. Obviously Im tinkering with the format of these here lists... 15. Feedback people! 16. Superior Media Group is officially official now 17. Making a pill to halt a woman's period just seems unnatural to me 18. But then again...Im just a dumb boy. What do I know?
19. "Right now lets stay in the present Can't worry bout tomorrow cause today is a blessin The world in a state of aggression I find calm in you ....Beautiful you came at such a decent time When we combine it's like good food and wine Flavorful yet refined" - Common (Joss Stone) "Tell Me What We're Gonna Do Now"
20. We did have a ball but...Swank Society needs to take it back to the house party joints 21. Geli you are such a happy drunk, Rach is such a cooooooooooooooool drunk, and Kellz is....well......Kellz no matter what
22. Im sure folks from afar thought we were in an argument but Kellz was just really passionately unhappy about the gang of married dudes trying to get up with her and the girls 23. Sorry Kellz Im sticking to what I said though hon
24. "He think he Smokey Robinson....he need to pop them bumps on his nose!"
- Jaime
25. Jaime and Stace's impromptu 'Ways To Tell If A Brotha Is Packing' disertation was interesting, if not informative to say the least..... 26. ...that is until me and mines became the focal point of the discussion 27. And by no means am I unsure of me, but I think the suddenness of the convo focusing on me caught me off guard 28. I hope Mooni survived the rest of the ride alright
29. Dude I love my peeps and they crazy asses
30. "You know that baby ain't his you scan'less hoe!!" - Cassandra
31. Cassandra I know you've said alot more interesting things of substance but that shit had me laughing for about 2 days
32. Depart Chicago, Union Station 11:00 AM Arrive Indianapolis, 200 E. Washington St 3:15 PM 1 seat = $1.00 33. It's a wonder I aint in Indy kicking with the Johnson girls like every 3rd day at these prices 34. Megabus is whats really real in the streets 35. For the most part....they essentially just ask you to put in on gas!
36. "I can only respect others' views of me, heck.........they're the outsiders!" - Lori
37. Lor...that quote is the epitome of you my dear. Dont you ever change unless YOU see fit. And I know I dont even have to tell you that.
38. Hmmm so lets see...we got...Joss Stone....Corinne Bailey Rae....Amy Winehouse
39. Seems Im a british female soul singer groupie....and that goes back to Lisa Stansfield
40. "Man Im starvin like Marvin.....and Marvin dead. Shit Im on my way with him!" - Panhandler Dude
41. I shoulda bought some socks from him or gave him a dollar or something for that line
42. Darfur needs praying for
43. And God rest Blair Holt's soul
44. It really fucks with me when young kids pass b/c they aint get to see and experience shit, ya know?
45. *sigh*
46. "I've been working harder than a one armed wallpaper hanger" - Valencia
47. In thinking on it....that's pretty fucking hard!
48. Aint them hoes got any sorta hometraining?
49. Yea Dave..'So after I shits on the bitch, right'.... 50. Exactly!
51. "the hustle & bustle of a 9-5, salary & my worth being determined by someone else is NOT how I envision my future. I feel blessed in knowing that I have a plan and the balls to work that plan." - Eboni
52. Apparently it's gonna take me waking up one day and not being able to see my dick b/c of my belly to motivate me to be more consistent in working out
53. Harsh I know....but thats pretty much the reality of it plus Im back eating bullshit again
54. Dude I suck! 55. Speaking of which....Im obviously waiting for my ankle to fucking explode before I go see a doctor about it 56. You would think 2 months of on again/off again swelling would be reason enough 57. But noooooooooooooooooo......Teej needs to not be able to walk before he gets the picture! 58. I repeat....I fucking suck
59. If they have to chop it off b/c of my procrasination it would serve me right
60. "....so I asked him 'Where's your mama man?' And he said, 'Well, she's with Dr. King in the promise land.' I told him, 'Do your thing but never lose your focus My only hope is that you learn about what hope is.'" - Juice "We Made It"
1. "Niggas be in my face like like the government be in my check!" - Queen Latifah "Elements Im Among"
2. Yup...that about sums it up
3. Somebody tell my bills to fall the fuck back!
4. D says I should write about sex positions and then my blog will be 'worth reading'
5. LOL....She's a perv along with the rest of yous
6."Oh You're Fucking Me Tonight" is still my most read blog.....ever!
7. There is a fine line between stability and complacency
8. One one hand I can keep a job....
9. ...on the other, I dont wanna just be stuck in a rut of a job
10. "Life's worse than a bitch.....it's a transexual drag queen with a bad hair weave!" - Cecily
11. Paris Hilton in jail? : That's Hot!
12. What is it with me and dancefloor PDA anyways?
13. Gotta be the likka I tell you!
14. I been doing the most as of late
15. Be easy Teej
16. You would have never gotten me to believe I'd let someone talk me to going to Baton
17. But I do say 'Never say Never', right?
18. Lesley says....
A)"Sex *can* really be a way for two people to connect on the deepest levels imaginable....or...it can be some bullshit. It's a lot like the difference between a fine home cooked meal and some shit that's been sitting under the heat lamp at McDonald's."
B)"God didn't make us all fresh I suppose....*brushes off shoulder*...Thanks, God!"
C)"Shit is the quickest was to 'lose your sexy'"
19. Les you spit that hot fiyah son!
20. So Bush is like "I dont give a fuck what none of yall say. Im keeping them niggas in Iraq til I say so!"
21. How can one person be that ignorant and stubborn?
22. Everytime he does some extra dumb shit I swear I just stare at all the red states like 'You know this shit is yall fault, right?'
23. I sooooooooooooo plan to do the most in LA this year
24. Per Valencia's suggestion I did put ice in my warm Chardonay for a quick chilling
25. Of course I took the ice out after a couple minutes
26. But who the hell thinks and/or knows to do that anyways?
27. "I got troubles within, troubles without/Making it through but tryin' to figure it out/Tryin' to stay right when the world is so wrong/But I gotta keep moving and press on/Gotta stay real, tryin' to be strong/Making it close but gotta hold on" - Mary J. Blige "Press On"
28. I been slacking on my praying before bed as of late
29. And Lord knows I need not do that b/c I need to be praying for the strength not to kill a 15 yr old on the daily
30. Shit...I prolly need to get it in 4x a day like the Muslims do
32. I find myself randomly calling my mom to apologize for shit I did as a teenager
33. $30 for one movie on DVD?
34. This shit better answer every question I could ever think of in life Keir!
35. "I know this girl whose name is Lola/She lives in a country called Angola/Yo..is Lola's last name Falana?/(No)/Well, my cousin lives in Botswana/(Are they in war too?)/Is a heel on a shoe?/My man...they know apartheid like I know you!" - Stetsasonic "A.F.R.I.C.A."
36. God bless Marquise & Quinton Jackson and their family
37. Sometimes you just cant make shit make sense...no matter how hard you try
38. Senselessness is just senselessness
39. *sigh*
40. She said I like 'model types'
41. Ehh...not so much. I mostly just like those whom I click with like that
42. Were my mama and granny in kahootz by calling me back to back during 'Boston Legal'?
43. "People are you ready?/(Yes we're ready!)/Are you really ready?/(We wanna be ready!)/Ready for the change that may approach you?/(Yes!)/Follow down the path that you supposed to?/(Yes!)/...You know mistakes are trials that we learn from?/(Yes!)/In order to live life, you must earn one?/(Yes!)" - De La Soul "Trying People"
44. Knowing that eventually I'll have to ask someone to forgive me for something I've done I suppose I should forgive you.....but then I think on everything and I get angry. So you'll have to give me time
45. Im not ashamed to admit that Im kinda feeling that damn 'Lipgloss' song
46. True Im a 29 yr old grown ass man......
47. ...but shorty be going for hers and the beat is knockin!
48. *hangs head in semi-shame*
49. Fuck that! Yeah I like that shit....and nigga what?!?!?
50. And finally Keira says.....
A)"just smoke me out first, but if you're like 'Keir, made you some eggs.....Have you seen this flick?....."
B)"you WILL cry hard tears....like the way you did when ET was being held captive and almost died"
C)"This is a wobbly ass joint"
D)"Well at least you are not ugly. It sucks when the ugly person has strong genes"
So my good friend Aubrey tagged me to do more crazy facts about me. I did this last year as well. I really do have more wierd quirks and shit than you have fingers and toes. This is nothing. Believe me. So Triple A....here ya go. Enjoy.
1. My sense of smell comes and goes as a direct result of an unfortunate childhood incident/accident. I'll leave you with key words. You figure it out the rest: Cocoa Puffs, Nasal Passage, Emergency Room.
2. I have to wash the dishes in a particular order. Silverware, Cups, Bowls, Plates, then Pots and Pans. Wanna piss me off good? Bring me a muthafuckin fork when Im on the plates! I will cut your ass deep with my eyes.
3. All articles of clothing from the waist down must be completely removed when doing No.2. Im not sure where this came from as it is fairly recent, but everything comes completely off. Shoes, socks, underwear, pants.
4. One of my earliest self imposed nicknames was.....*mumbles*...'Loverboy T'...*hangs head in shame*. Of course hindsight is 20/20 and some 20 plus years later I realize how completely and utterly gay this was. Im just mad that my own brother actually usta let me call myself that shit.
5. I absolutely will not lay down to sleep with the closet doors open.
6. Most times being on the phone for more than 4 1/2 minutes makes me restless to the point that I dont know what to do with myself.
7. When eating a bowl of cereal I have eat it as fast as humanly possible as to prevent having to eat soggy cereal. I dont hold conversation, answer my door or my celly while eating cereal. I just dont. Shit will have to wait!
8. There is one spoon and one spoon only that I eat said cereal with. If it is dirty I must wash it off, but I cant do cereal w/o it.
9. I hate and can not stand regular sweet potatoes, but I will murderdeathkill a sweet potato pie.
10. As I leave out the crib for work each day I have this lil script I have to run to myself to make sure I have all necessities...but my music minded ass has recently included song references to make it easier to remember. It goes like this...
"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." - Gandhi
I've recently been asked for forgiveness by someone. And while I'll refrain from airing out exactly what the offense was, just know that it's some shit you only see on TV. You never ever think you'll come across someone in real life bold enough to pull such shit.
So the question that Im posing to any viewing eyes along with myself is this : What is unforgivable? What determines the line to be crossed in which you know that you couldnt forgive someone?
Pretty much for me.....unless you kill my mom or any of my close fam and friends...in time I can usually forgive. I just think it's pointless harboring that much negative energy towards someone. Refusing to forgive is essentially allowing someone to have a power over you. I know I've had to forgive people in the past and I've had to ask for forgiveness as well. We all know of the term to 'Forgive and Forget'.....but is it possible?
Simply complicated. Moody. Loves people. True Scorpio. Extreme. Fiercely Loyal. Interested in alot. Slightly dyslexic. A smart ass who uses sarcasm as a crutch Possible ADD but I dont care.
I'm just trying to find my way in this big ol world, and at the same time trying to keep my sanity. Shouldnt be too hard, huh?
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