Monday, July 04, 2005

What's Ya Quote Game Like?

Some you'll know. Some you'll just figure that I have too much time on my hands....and you're probably right.

"Give me 20 D Energizers...Not C, D...D motherfucker, D. Learn to speak English first, all right?"

"That aint no damn puppy!!!!!"

"Oooooh Mr. Fred! You lying Mr. Fred!"

"Free South Africa ya dumb son of a bitch!!!"

"The fuck you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse?"

"She's a masseuse! That means she massages shit!"

"I'm from a small town called "Fresh Off a Cop's Ass", and you're making me homesick. "

"'Scuse my dust, gentlemen. The air's gettin' mighty unconditioned 'round here."

"You're just a jig-a-boo, tryin' to find somethin' to do!...........Well, you're a wanna-be, wanna be better than me!"

"Yes, we marched on the Federal building. Five hundred of us, young brothers, full of outrage.......They were hiring that day.......The brothers came with outrage; they left with jobs. Oh yes....the white man is very tricky."

"My arms are the same length....why arent my sleeves?"

"Nettie and my kids be comin' home soon, and when they get here we gonna' set around and whip your ass."

"I been working here about 8 days, been on time most of the time even when it rains. Don't you think it's about time we talk promotion?"

"Fuck you gon do? Shoot me in a elevator?"

"Hello Ms. Jenkins! Mmm, mm, mm. That's one fine woman there. Yes sir. Better NO one say nothin' bad about Ms. Jenkins. Uh-uh. Course her breath smell so bad it could singe your nose hairs. But I ain't one to gossip, so you aint hear that from me."

"Yo cousin's a ho!"

"Scared now, ain't you? I like that. That's why I took this job. I hate little motherfuckers like you. Little niggers, you ain't shit! I could blow your head off with this Smith & Wesson and you couldn't do shit. Think you tough? What set you from? Look like one of them Crenshaw mafia motherfuckers."

"Dad, Mr. Garrett wants you to fix his alarm clock. He needs it back by Tuesday night, so he can get up on time to collect his unemployment insurance!"

"Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time...."

"Im going to get some mu'fuckin' Toasted Oats......you tripping!"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. Do the Right Thing
2. Martin
3. ?
4. Lethal Weapon
5. ?
6. ?
7. ?
8.
9. School Daze
10. ?
11. Cosby Show
12. ?
13. ?
14. ?
15. In Living Color
16. ?
17. Boyz in Da Hood
18. ?
19. Pulp Fiction
20. ?

you are one obscure quotin mothafucka

NameLiar said...

Alright Teej don't think I don't know what you are trying to do...you got me stumped on a couple...but
1. Do the Right Thing 2. Martin
3. No Clue 4. Sounds familar
5. Friday 6. No Clue 7. House Party
8. Carmen Jones 9. School Daze
10. I'm Gonna Get You Sucka
11. The Cosby Show 12. The Color Purple
13. Boomerang 14. Don't Know
15. In Living Color
16. The Players Club
17. Boyz In Da Hood 18. Good Times
19. Pulp Fiction 20. Don't know

Now I am willing to bet that one of the quotes that I didn't know is from "Menace to Society" or "Higher Learning" or maybe even "Don't Be A Menace." Let me know if I am right.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe I am up still trying to get every last single one of these before I fall asleep. Why? Why? Is this so dang important to me right now?

Sim1 said...

So where are the bloody answers?