Tuesday, November 01, 2005

I'm Not A Racist But......

...I swear the Mexican dudes that work in the kitchen of the hotel are plotting on my ass! We just got new lockers with company issued padlocks (I know, right!) and apparently I have a real stubborn one b/c I have to do the combination like fifty-leven times before the bitch will open. Anyways so yesterday Im pretty sure one of the Mexican dudes was peering over my shoulder trying to peep my shit. I aint Rockwell nigga! I know somebody's watching me. AND THEN....they start speaking in spanish around me? What am I supposed to think? I wonder what they are planning to do. Steal my shoes out my locker? My work clothes? I mean WTF!

And then there is a group of about 10-12 Germans staying here right now. Apparentely these fuckers do not believe in personal space. Everytime they come back in the hotel they all hover around the front desk asking for their room keys. Can I get a single file line out you bastards? I do not need nor appreciate yall crowding the front desk to the point that I cant see illumination anywhere. Im claustrophobic fuckers! Like aint yall asses ever heard of the 3 feet rule? Dame espaciao nigga damn!!!

....but again I swear I aint a racist.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

No you did not go on here talking bout no Rockwell. That is so funny! I'm dying. I was just thinking about that song, you know cuz its Halloween -- that's the old school joint. That and your 3 feet rule, see now you feel me on the dance floor with my 12 inch rule. I keep getting in trouble when I write about that . . . but see now ya gots to understand. Chloe Clo

jk with an E said...

"Dame espaciao nigga damn!!!"...
babes... you got me rolling here @ work, and you know these folks i work with all wanna be in my personal space asking me what's so damn funny!
glad to hear you're feeling better and your funny bone is still in place.

loves ya...

p.s.
i'm impressed @ your spanish speaking skills... "espacio" really does mean space!

NameLiar said...

I hate that...I get it all the time. They will walk all up on you like they about to kiss you or something. Once a guy was so close up on me, he spit in my eye. I was like EW!!

You know I washed my eye out right.

brooklyn babe said...

I use to work in the hotel business... I hate when micro-managers come peepin' over you shoulder.... backdafucupwillya!

Lesley said...

lmao

Most racist comments are prefaced by... "I'm not a racist but..."

*shakes head*

You are so funny...