Thursday, January 12, 2006

Another 'White People' Blog

Disclaimer : I have nothing against white people or any other ethnicity. It's just that with these differences in ethnicity and so on, there comes differences in the way we do things. Not to say anyone is wrong or right. Im just making note of those previously mentioned differences. And with that said......

Only a white dude would think it's okay to bring his dog in a crowded hotel lobby, let the leash go, and let the damn dog roam free about the lobby!!!!!! No!!! That shit aint kosher people! That is NEVER okay. Ever!

Im standing at the concierge desk during wine hour, (the lobby's BUSIEST hour) just standing there stuck on stupid b/c this guest is lounging in the lobby with his dog (we are a pet-friendly hotel), and then he sits down and just lets the fucking leash go?!!?!? The dog is going around sniffing and startling other guests as they walk in, he's running behind the front desk and shit. Im thinking ' Now see...if he comes near me Im gon kick the shit outta him, then they gon say Im wrong'. Im looking to the dude like '...the fuck! Aint you gon come get this fucker?!?!?' Now I'll give it to dude that the dog was well behaved as far coming back when called, but that aint the point.

The point is.....you just dont do that shit! How is that ever okay?!?!?!?!

And to top it off....this isnt the first time he's done this shit. He lives in the condo's next to the hotel. Since he knows we are pet friendly, he brings his dog whenever he comes in to have a drink at the bar. Since the dog isnt allowed in the restaurant he just leaves the fucker in the lobby! Maybe one of the pet-crazy front desk agents will keep him company if they are there. But still......I wish I were making this up. And everytime he does this I just go in the back office and wait for them to leave. Because I dont wanna get fired for kicking the living shit out of a dog!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you quite sure it was a dog and not a plant? There was a time when the two were confused. One could think they heard "Fido" when it was actually ficus, not "Rover" but rubber tree, or even misheard aloe as "A Labrador." I'm just saying...

Anonymous said...

Man Im with you...Caucasions are so out of control.....they do some of the silliest things

Abreu, Jorge said...

This is yet again. a funny story. No one has ever told this dude anything? Upper mngmt... No one... I'd be tight if a dog was comin around sniffin out my trees while I'm chillin wine in hand. I wouldn't blame ya for giving him a lil tug or two while behind the desk.

brooklyn babe said...

Please don't kick Fido. I think some (bored) ppl, like to keep doing stuff they know will annoy others.

Anonymous said...

*sniffs Teej* Ru Smrell Rood!

NeenaLove said...

OMG... that was so hilarious!!!

**bookmarking ya blog... right now**

next time the dog comes back... bite him!!! LMAOOOOOOO

Anonymous said...

white folks & their dogs...
*shakes head*