1. Does anyone else keep getting text messages about REALLY long voting lines?
2. Is that necessarily a bad thing?
3. Will the people (like me) who decide to vote on Nov. 4th have an easier or harder time doing so?
4. Could the longer than normal voting times be a ploy to dissuade people from sticking around to vote?
5. You aren’t gonna fall for that shit, ARE YOU?
6. What new trick are they gonna use to attempt to steal this election anyways?
7. …becuz you know it’s gon be SOMETHING, right?!?!?!
8. Will people be comfortable with the polls and early projections and not follow through?
9. Joe the Plumber is fucking getting a record deal?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
10. Who in the singing plumber fuck is gonna by his album??!??!?!
11. Did Barack absolutely KILL THE GAME with his prime time 30 min infomercial on all the major networks or what?
12. Between the new media outreach and now the 30 min. prime time joint….you think John McCain only wishes has campaign was half as innovative?
13. How much faster can Camp McCain come apart at the seams with all the finger pointing and leaping from that sinking ship?
14. Sarah Palin in 2012?!?!?!?!……Are you fucking shitting me??!!?!?
15. Dontcha think she oughta take her mooseburger eating ass back to Alaska and finish watching Russia from her back door?
16. What the hell are the “undecided” voters waiting to hear anyways?
17. Isnt it really as simple as change versus more of the same?
18. Are the ignorant people still on this “Oh he’s a terrorist” stuff?
19. Do you think THEY oughta pick up a book, STFU and get ready for a black president?
20. ARE YOU READY FOR CHANGE?!?!?!