The "Word To Eunice Shantilly" List

1. "Time is running out/from the day you're born/til the day you die/Just live and enjoy....." - Angel Grant "Live Your Life"
2. Im sorry...she faked her what?
3. Who in the hell does that!?!?!?!?!?!?
4. That shit is unfathomable....I literally have no words for such non-sense
5. But doesnt that just make your brown eyes blue?
6. Did I really just strain my back from sneezing?
7. WTF am I?.....73??!?!
8. I cant be THAT outta shape
9. "People think that I'm crazy/Just cause I wanna be alone/You can't depend on friends to help you in a squeeze/We all deal with shit on our own..." - The Roots "Clock With No Hands"
10. In case anyone was looking for a gift from me this holiday season....
11. ....my financial forecast has indicated that Christmas will be cancelled as far as Im concerned
12. That's just FYI for anyone who may have wondered
13. Damn!!....who isnt running for President in '08?
14. Obviously er'body and they baby's mama mama thinks they can do better than Bush
15. I still say BUMPER ROBINSON for President in '08!
16. Google him if you must
17. Reiterating how much Im tired of 'getting shit for white people' and how much Im ready to work for myself would just be pointless now
18. Aint shit else to say about it other than....
19. "I'll bully my way in this game/Man I'm done playing/Man I'm done saying that I'm done playing" - Eminem "Dont Push Me" (50 Cent)
20. Word to Eunice Shantilly!
21. Eesh I know you feel me on that one, right?
22. You cant tell me that this ( http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?t=331698 ) doesnt make all the sense in the world
23. VH1 Classic ran a 'Pop-Up Video' marathon the other day
24. I didnt even realize how much I missed that fuckin show!
25. Please remember that....
26. Patience is and will always remain to be a virtue
27. "Rome wasnt built in a day (in fact, I hear they're still working on it)." - Georgia Nicols
28. Intellectual conversations about porn are always the best
29. Throwing up in their bathroom was most certainly not the business
30. How embarassing....
31. Sorry yall...can I make it up to yall somehow?
32. The Bullhorn Preacher told the guy walking by that he'd never get into Heaven if he doesnt stop smoking cigars
33. I tell you....people believe what they need to believe
34. "Just as time knew to move on since the beginning/And the seasons know exactly when to change/Just as kindness knows no shame/Know through all your joy and pain/That Ill be loving you always/As today I know Im living but tomorrow/could make me the past/But that I mustnt fear/For Ill know deep in my mind/The love of me Ive left behind/'cause Ill be loving you always" - Stevie Wonder "As"
35. Easily my most favoritest song EVER!!!
36. Okay so she tells us 'Fuck yalls plans. Yall rolling with me' despite the fact that he has gym shoes on and prolly wont be able to get in
37. Then she ushers us in the cab with her and her girl and conveniently remembers she has no cash so son shells out the $9 for the cabbie
38. She reminds us of who she is and assures us that she has MAD TROPICANA (Juice) at the door
39. We get there and they predictably stop homie at the door b/c of his shoes
40. She more or less chunks the duece at my man and keeps it moving
41. Comedic hilarity!!!!
42. But what she doesnt know is she probably made his list
43. And believe me you....that aint where you wanna be!
44. "Can't keep away from the girl/These two sides of my brain need to have a meeting/Can't think of anything to do/My left brain knows that all love is fleeting...." - The White Stripes "Fell In Love With A Girl"
45. Now is that one about you? *wink*
46. As mean as it may sound...Fantasia looks like a duck in her new video
47. ....but I like the song!
48. This Richboy dude looks like he has down syndrome...but I'll be damned if "Throw Some D's" aint my Ignorant Mindless Ghetto Jam of the Month
49. Did yall know there was a group called the 'White Panther Party'?
50. How many of yall even know who Eunice Shantilly is?