2. Did I ever mention that my 20,000 song holding ipod kicks mucho ass?!!?!?
3. Apparently there are still folks sitting by the closet door waiting for me to come out
4. Eh well, you diduntdidunts will be waiting awhile.....b/c not only am I not in the closet, I aint even in that house, son!
5. Hey Hillary...did you see that flash of light zoom by you? Yeah that was Barack!
6. Speaking of which...yall know that story of the KKK endorsing Barack is some bullshit, right?
7. When the hell did they start endorsing candidates (other than David Duke) anyways?
8. And trust if they did...they wouldnt endorse a black guy over a white woman...hell they'd definitely go for McCain Im sure
9. Im know it's wrong to say but......doesnt John McCain look as though he is about to keel over and die of a heart attack like any minute now?10. "We won!/We won!/We beat your dirty gun!/You lost!/You lost!/You ate tomato sauce!"
11. Anyone else remember that?....or was that bragging rights chant just around my way?
12. Les Im glad you found time to write again
13. Im pretty sure that if a black actor made the exact same movies that Will Ferrell makes the NAACP and most black folks in general would be up in arms accusing him of buffonery and making a fool of black people overall
14. See what happens! You try to do all you can to dispel ethnic stereotypes or at least try not to pay attention to them and then something like this happens....
16. How in the hell do you allow yourself to be towards the back of a 10,000 car traffic jam?
17. I mean after like 400, maybe 500 cars the thought to find an alternate route has got to pop in your mind at some point I would think
18. "There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity" - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
19. Drea I really am proud of you and your blog. Your shit is HOT, son! Can you hook mine up?
20. Yall check my DreDre out @ idkwhat2say.com
21. I suppose that "FUCK List" was popular b/c in the long run its something we can all relate to, no?
22. God Bless those kids at NIU but this is some bullshit
23. How many more school shootings are we gonna have to endure before the gun lobbyists, NRA and conseratives realize that too many guns are a fucking issue?!?!??!
24. They'll try to argue you down with the whole 'The right to bear arms is our constitutional right!' spiel. Yeah well that shit was written like 250 years ago by 7 white men who didnt forsee this shit. It's a different world like Dwayne Wayne and them that we're living in now. Why dont they see that?
25. Man sometimes I swear I wanna find where the dude who invented the gun is buried and piss on his grave!
26. Everytime something like this happens living in Canada begins to look better and better to me
27. "Life aint meant to come around twice/that's why I gotta get it right...../but sleep on it, that's why God give you night" - Lupe Fiasco "Real"
28. Im a little unclear as to why the United States Congress has decided to involve themselves and their "services" in the whole steroids in baseball saga
29. Seems to me that them fuckers ought be concerning themselves with running the country we elected them to run
30. Okay so say Roger Clemens did take all that shit......why dont yall let Major League Baseball govern it's self and deal with it?
31. I'll never understand why the position of the toilet seat is such a big deal to women. Ive never heard a dude nag his woman about her leaving the seat down. You know what he does when he goes to use it and finds the toilet seat down? He lifts it up. The end.
32. Lili you literally just came out of nowhere (perhaps fell out the sky even), but Im so impressed with you. You are gonna be a star and Im happy to call you my friend
33. What can I say? Im a big sappy mush bag
34. Its almost like Borders is timing my shit. Why do they send me notices of 2 days sales they are having like 3 days before I get paid? Fuckers!
35. "This God Theory overcomes the worst of weathers/As long as you willin to try, you on a good start homie.. you on a good start...../A yo yall, we need to hold on" - De La Soul "Trying People"
36. Dave my dude hold your head
37. I know it seems like NBS week but this too shall pass
38. How a 30 yr old man gon break up with his woman on Valentine's Day is beyond me?
39. I mean unless it's the day you find out she fucked ur boy or maybe pushed your mama down a flight of stairs.....that's just in bad taste dog.....what are you? 12?
40. Aside from a couple great dunks during the dunk contest, NBA All-Star weekend this year was kinda ehhhhh
41. Hope all tourists and festivities and all stimulated the economy down there somewhat
42. Steen you know they aint ready for us, right?43. "Lust sometimes can override trust" - Lupe Fiasco "Real"
44. As fucked up as that sounds and as much as it shouldnt be, 'tis true.....and to be quite honest it scares me to death at times
45. I know how impulsive I can be at times
46. "Them bitches aint me! They dont make your ass wet and they dont bake you cookies.....so fuck 'em!"
47. Did I mention how much I love mindless randomness sometimes?
48. My uncles kept telling me how proud they are of me.....
49. .....and all I could think is "....but I aint done shit yet!"
50. "It's sad that when someone tells me in February that they are getting married in May I automatically think "she must be pregnant" - Veronica