A FUCKING RANT

FUCK my metabolism for slowing down after 25. I fucking hate working out!
FUCK having $0.89 in my checking and $1.96 in my savings account
FUCK a co-pay!

FUCK you if can, but dont vote!
FUCK stupid guests and their outrageous inquiries. Im a concierge dipshit, not God!
FUCK people who want to have entire conversations on my comments. Call me. IM me. Message me. But dont think we're gonna go back and forth having a convo in comments. That shit is and looks dumb, son!

FUCK followers!
FUCK the fact that I aint rich yet
FUCK people that dont respect personal space. Dude my nerves is bad. Back up before I jap out and lay your ass down!

FUCK the powers that be that turned our Marshall Fields into Macy's!
FUCK the powers that be for cutting afterschool programs
FUCK the powers that be in general!


FUCK the ignorant black minister (if it is indeed true) that said in regards to Barack Obama : "Don’t trust any Negro to be your leader that hasn’t been in jail…if the White man ain’t put him in jail he ain’t qualified to be your leader." I mean really...what the fuck kinda mu'fuckin ga'damn bullshit is that?
FUCK a rapper named BIG KOON.....and while Im at it....
FUCK Lil Jon's Eastside Boyz for be named Big Sam and Lil Bo


FUCK Corporate!
FUCK J. Edgar Hoover for a myriad of things but mostly fuck him for COINTELPRO
FUCK smokers who cant get it through their heads that there is now a city wide ban that prohibits smoking in all public places. So dont have the hotel staff calling around trying to find a restaurant that you can smoke in b/c there aint none. Unless you wanna go to Waukegan, take your ass outside and 15 feet away from the door!

FUCK unnecessary drama and the people who revel in that shit
FUCK stupid rules!
FUCK japanese architects and their non-tall people friendly designs

FUCK working on weekends.....especially on Super Bowl Sunday
FUCK having to wait a month! FUCK the NFL for having Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers as the halftime show headliner after Prince killed it last year. What the hell?
FUCK anyone who doesnt support music. Bootlegs are wack, son!

FUCK dreamkillers
FUCK having a varicose vein in my leg b/c I have to stand at my job!
FUCK those that believe any and everything you see and read.....if you only knew!

FUCK my mama for buying me the remote car I always wanted as a kid.....for my 30th birthday!
FUCK me for saying 'fuck my mama' even if it was in jest
FUCK you if you dont feel me. You 'are not real to me, therefore you dont exist.....'