As yall may or may not know on Monday 5/8/06 ABC ran a live broadcast of magician David Blaine attempting to break the world record of holding one's breath underwater for 8 minutes and 58 seconds by holding his for 9 minutes.
Unfortunately he fell about 2 minutes short, passed the fuck out, and had to have his dumb ass pulled from the water! Well duh nigga duh!!!! WTF? Yo dumb ass aint got shit else better to do? Like for real...who sits around and thinks of this shit? Was he at the crib chilling on the couch and the shit just popped in his head and he thought "Yeah that sounds like a good idea!!!!"
So to "train" for this attempt on the world record he spent 177 hours under water during the week leading up to the Monday's finale. He ate and went to the bathroom using tubes. All in the name of building up endurance. Oh yeah.....he suffered liver and kidney damage and rashes and peeling skin from lack of oxygen and all.
And for what? For what fool.....for what? To set a stupid world record? You that thirsty for attention dog? Didnt get hugged or complimented as a kid? Not to mention his other stunts of the past........Balancing himself on a 56cm circular platform atop a 30m pole for 35 hours, being buried alive in a see-thru coffin for a week, surviving inside a massive block of ice for 61 hours, or fasting for 44 days in a suspended acrylic box over the Thames River in London. Im saying...really what the fuck is your point homie?
Dare I say it? Only white people! *sigh* They are simultaneously the most bravest, ballsiest, gutsiest, yet dumbest mu'fuckas ever! I will never understand them. Never ever!
And to top it off....this fucker aint a day out the hospital and he talking about he analyzing what he did right and wrong so he can try again soon.
WTF?
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Last year David Blaine earned 4 million dollars. I guess for 4 million dollars I would probably sit around and think of stupid stuff to do a few times a year. Plus the man had a medical staff on site and two pro scuba divers on site as well.
http://www.forbes.com/lists/2005/53/H13H.html
I have two words for you
*white people*
(best said in a Nigerian accent)
You know I subscribe to many blogs. But when you post, its all about you ... everytime. And here's the reason why. Cheers to ya man. Its almost the weekend. You are sooooo funny, Chloe Clo
oh don't know Teej, but it sounds like his idiocy got some viewers (out of you and those that commented). love 'em or hate 'em the dude knows how to create a buzz. on the real though, i am a bit over his mind over matter insane stunts... but i love his street magic. he should stick to that... i mean did you see him take that chicks teeth out!!! ~eham
David Blaine is FOINE... he can do anything he wants to do. He can wrap himself up in a cocoon and hang upside down by his ball hairs for 2 months, and once they unwrap his ass I'll be waiting there with a cup of green tea and a plate of sushi... Nigga, he is THAT FINE.
Is he really white?
WTF is right!
David Blaine is white? *looks around*
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