Raining cats and jackles, all shackles disintegrate, to residue
Silly mortals haven't a clue as to what the fuck is goin on...
Mamma Earth is tossin and turnin and that's our sign...
Hope I'm not over your head but if so you will catch on later...
Guess she could not take it anymore
Raping her heavenly body like a hoe, coochie sore
from niggaz constantly fuckin her, never lovin her, never showing appreciation
bustin' nuts in her face when they done!" -Andre 3000 "Da Art of Storytellin" Pt. 2
2. Did you participate in observing "Earth Hour" on 3/29?
3. If you did, know that what we did was the equivalent of reducing nearly 1.3 million pounds of carbon dioxide emissions and taking more than 1 million cars off the road for one hour
4. If you didnt well I suppose you just suck urine soaked Panda balls, now dont you?
5. My new favorite blog : http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/
6. That shit is straight comedic hilarity but oh so true!
7. Lovely Lesley I wish you the HAPPIEST OF BORN DAYS my sweet!
8. Sorry Cub fans but they'll suck again this year too
9. Hey it's what they do and they're damn good at it might I add!
10. "But when you love someone/you just dont treat them bad/Oh, how I feel so sad/Now that I wanna leave/She's crying her heart to me/'How could you let this be?'/I just need time to see/where I wanna be" - Donell Jones "Where I Wanna Be"
11. Where the hell is Donell anyways?
12. Did I really hear someone saying that the chicken at Chicago's Rosscoe's "tastes like wood"?
13. I didnt know that was really possible. I thought the Sugar Hill Gang was making that up!
14. btw as far as Im concerned : Chicago's Rosscoe's = McDowell's
15. And yes they really did add an extra 's' in Rosscoe's to make it 'different'
16. I only wish I were making this shit up!17. "Here's a tip : Buy land!! They've stopped making it!!!" - Danisha
18. Im sure all my real estate broker friends are gonna love that one!
19. To this day that Cucumber Melon stuff reminds me of KK
20. Boy that stuff usta get her the BIDNESS fresh out the shower!!!
21. Alls I know is this "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" movie had better be DAMN good with the marketing campaign that has been set forth for it!
22. The Speed Dating event was pretty good save for a couple of hitches
23. Namely that we neglected to enforce the 'speed' portion of it and then the maniacal madman took over. lol
24. So the one dude fucking puts his baby in a microwave......and then this other dude fucking drowns all 3 of his kids b/c he and his ex were in a middle of a nasty custody battle....
25. ...They really need to do some extensive testing before people are allowed to have kids!
26. God bless Kneesh's fam, Niena's fam, and the LeVert family
27. "And as you journey into outerspace/May the angels help to lead the way/May the prayers that our families make/shine up on your soul and keep you safe/And all (our loved ones) that have passed away/be there to greet you as you pass the gates/And as you headed to the tunnel's light/I hope it leads to eternal life" - Scarface Feat. 2Pac "Smile"
28. Is it bad that I wanna send a BIG FUCK YOU to Charlton Hester though?29. I mean really on some 'muthafuck him and John Wayne!' shit
30. The life of an artist is a lonely one
31. And yet....I strive to be an artist. Go figure.
32. Damn did ATA get gangsta or what?
33. That shit could be a new hustle yo : Make a company, offer a service in which peeps pay up front, then file bankruptcy and keep er'body money!!!!! Shit sounds foolproof to me!
34. Naila is a blogspot blogger and so is Keir now, and DJ is listing....pretty soon I will convert the world I tell you! *Insert sinister laugh*
35. How could my Tarheels go out like that? (Hush it up Leach! lol)
36. "Anyone who saw the 'King Kong' thing prior to it being pointed out should be deleted at once! This is like a mental stability quiz. =)) " - Steen
37. That "GTFOHWTBS" blog really stirred some controversy I tell ya
38. Seems we'll have to agree to disagree on that one
39. I just dont think it was that deep
40. On a completely different note..... I noticed that the bottom of my right butt cheek is slightly more hairy than my left butt cheek
41. FYI : It's my list and blog. TMI doesnt exist here so much.
42. Myspace drama is like the movie "Gigli": Completely unnecessary and should not be tolerated whatsoever!
43. "And I...mean all these words I said/And you don't have to guess what's going on inside my head/Just try to know all the things that our heart says/Listen to love and always get love to lead the way" - Luther Vandross/Gregory Hines "There's Nothing Better Than Love"
44. Yup that one's for you Sunday Morning Sylvi
45. So Bey-Z (Beyonce' and Jay-Z for you short bus riders) finally made it official huh?
46. Hope they dont go the way of Whitney and Bobby. Speaking of which.....
47. Did Bobby really say Whitney used their marriage to clean up HER image!?!?!?!?
48. Correct me if Im wrong but....it wasnt til AFTER their marriage that we found out Whitney had some hood in her, right?
49. Prior to that we thought she was the pristine pop star diva as wholesome as nun's liver!50. "Music kind of sucks. Nobody's into being a musician. Everybody's getting their mogul on. You've been so infiltrated by this corporate mentality that all the time you'd spend getting great songs together, you're busy doing nine other things that have nothing to do with art. You know how shitty Stevie Wonder's songs would have been if he had to run a fuckin' clothing company and a cologne line?" – Chris Rock