Saturday, July 22, 2006

Teej's Surefire Murderer Reform

So lemme get this straight....Scott Peterson's punk ass kills his wife and unborn son so he can be with his new girlfriend, right? He then gets convicted of the shit and now he's fucking chilling on death row at San Quentin? And when I saying chilling....I mean this mu'fucka is chilling!

While on break I was watching CNN or Headline News or one of those shits. And for some reason they had on a show talking about Scott Peterson's living conditions at San Quen. At first we were like 'WTF, who gives a shit?', but then they went into detail. This prick is fucking chilling yall! He has a color TV, CD Player, Individually controlled light switched cell, breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, the opprotuinity to exercise up to 5 hours per day : 6 days per week with fellow inmates, two sheets, a blanket, a pillow, a pillowcase, two towels, boxer shorts, T-shirts, socks, etc.

Sounds like he's chilling to me! They didnt mention shit about him having to work some backbreaking, dirty ass, 'this your punishment for life' job. I mean HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. This mark is on death fucking row for crying out loud! He's fucking living better than me and I've never killed anyone!

Fuck that shit yo! We need prison reform STAT! Im talking 'revenge, retaliation and get back' on some ol Daz Dillinger shit. You murder somebody? You get a couple of 2x4's as a pillow, bitch! No bed for your punk ass. You can sleep on that cold ass concrete floor though. Maybe we'll give yo monkey ass a sheet to cover up with........year round! You hungry? All you get is peas and brisket! Nah fuck that. Matter fact.....yall mu'fuckas be eating better than people on aid and assistance and shit. And again...they aint never murder nobody. All you get is that goverment issued cheese, powdered milk, and pork in the can! Everyday! Every goddamn day for the rest of your sad ass existence!

Ooooh and the best part? The best part is that every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday the families of your murder victims get to come to the prison and maybe hurl rocks at you for an hour. Or maybe 'tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right? Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour. Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like Tssssssss' (all my real heads know where i got that one from). Yeah bitch! You get that shit every other day! I bet you that shit'll drop the murder rate fast.


Oooh just let me get in a position of power to set this shit off yo! I'll fix all this shit quick fastlike.

14 comments:

Drea said...

*raises hand* I know where you got that one from!

Nique=Dope. said...

I wonder if you was watchin the same prison shit I was watchin...anyways, thats pure craziness...and the craziest part is...niggas is PAYING for this shit outta their taxes!

smallislandgirl said...

I hear you on this Teej....been catching up on you thanks for the nice comment you sweet guy. :)

wun_knight said...

Yeah, the whole system is shot. I like your plans to shake it up a bit. It seems that if you can't make it in life then your best bet is to kill a nikka just so you can get three hots and a cot. Is it better than living on the street??? I don't know. Yeah, the view sucks and you can't come and go as you please, but hey, you're still alive.

ILLstate said...

teej for president

Honey-Libra said...

I concur. It's upsetting that he's living better than folks who work a regular 9-5 and he killed his wife and kid!!! They need to hurl rocks, buildings and animals at his tail...and then make him stand in the sun while they pour salt water on his wounds.

Nika Laqui said...

Is that Method Man? sounds like it...

simnicity said...

LMAO

The rock throwing idea is genius...you should call your congressperson

Tasha said...

Wow...if that's not some pure D bullshit I don't know what is! I didn't know Scott was doing it big like that. I promise Arnold's dumb ass makes Cali look so damn dumb sometimes, I mean overseas...get caught murdering somebody, they make you wish you got murdered for the punishment & fire they put under they're criminals ass! America America...sad :-(

wun_knight said...

I am going to have to agree with Tasha in that America deals with criminals in the worse way. Not only do they live better than some, but we are way too easy on the punishment we dish out. Some Arab countries you still got public hangings. That would deter the shyt outta me. In Singapore you get caned. When they break the skin they will stop and continue with the 30 or so lashes the next day. Some places they cut off hands and shyt. We need to huddle up wif these people and rethink our strategy. I won't someone in prison to be scared from the time they wake up until they take their sorry asses to sleep....if they can manage to sleep, that is.

NSearchOfMe said...

Yea, I saw that... The part that pissed me off was when they were trying to figure out what other inmates his personality is compatible with.... a def WTF moment

DivineLavender said...

I need that shit out here...I am scared of the big booty house anyway. It sounds great but I love to choose who gets my Goodness.

I love the rock part!

Flower said...

Even if a prison cell is made of gold, it is still a prison cell.

Steeeeen said...

..."and just keep feedin' you and feedin' you!"